Old Account with a Bad Name

This was my old Reblog Account before the Purge of 2018. My new Account for personal posts is GreenGale2000.tumblr.com.

[bbdeathz]

Drowzee dancing in the background (reason for the small image) is just hilarious. Looks like he has fun 

[bran-draws-things]

Rugrats @stedilnik

[stedilnik]

There they go

Thank you so much! 

[smoochuu-deactivated20181228]

[reviseleviathan]

Hands up if you could NOT HANDLE YOKO’S BADASSERY, HOLY SHIT–

[meme-theft]

I can’t wait to see this!

[goomo-remade]

[drawbauchery]

[doctorguilty]

I'm really grossed out by the Elsa-faced Disney dragon and I know everyone is using httyd as an example of better dragon designs but what comes to mind for me is that.. you totally CAN make a Feminine (tm) dragon that still looks good and dragon-y,

[bogleech]

Comments are really missing the point being made here... It isnt that it's wrong to have a female dragon with eyelashes and makeup, but that if you do want a dragon to be "cartoon feminine" it can still also look like a dragon and not a stretched out elsa. Its not like Dragon from shrek has boobs put on it. They gave her makeup but didn't sacrifice any scary cool reptile aspects in the process. This isnt even an overdone trope; I can only recall a couple other dragons like her.

[severalowls]

Shrek being Shrek, the dragon literally wearing makeup is even pretty clearly supposed to be a parody of "girl signifiers" on animated characters... And it's STILL better than half the shit billion dollar productions are coming out with 20 years later.

[citizen-zero]

Not to mention! She wasn’t even introduced with makeup on! IIRC we saw her being fearsome and chasing Donkey and Shrek, and it was only after Donkey started talking to her that he realized she was a lady dragon. She wasn’t even distinguished as feminine until after that, and people have pointed out in the notes that she put the lipstick on for Donkey.

[poketcg]

The Battle Chatelaines in the tcg!

[warlockwhore]

i trust tumblr info more than i trust twitter info

[deathwarlock]

i heard theyre making a show about a pansexual whos an introvert and an asexual whos an extrovert

[warlockwhore]

get outta town

[youforgivehowgodforgives]

[waryalbatross]

The Exultant Sons of Digby 

Slip-cast ceramic

2012-ongoing

[thewarnerbrothers]

i would like to present to you all one of my favorite warner-scratchansniff interactions

[batfamquotes]

Bruce Wayne has never looked more like a DILF than when he’s being drawn by Greg Capullo

[marsapartment]

Greg Capullo is absolutely the best Batman artist. The talent his Bruce has. The range.

Mysterious and sexy.

Soulful and soft.

A wholeass man when necessary

And who could forget his boldest entry: Zero Year-Bruce. This baby Batman is a jacked, protein-shake-drinking, mid-20s fuckboi with the freshest fade in Gotham city. But. He is still soft. He has Disney Prince eyebrows and he absolutely knows how to use them.

His Bruce Wayne is so good, but then you have to factor in the most telling component in any Batman artist’s work, and that’s how they draw Robin in relation to Batman.

Perfection.

[insertepithethere]

What’s he doing out here with all this ass

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

That’s why the petty crooks of Gotham are so scared of him. He’s mastered stealth to the point where he can move around with those dummy thicc cheeks and NOT clap them to alert them prematurely.

[dweebwithablog-deactivated20220]

@katelynntheg

[indigenoustiktok]

[ID:

We Were All Wounded at Wounded Knee by Redbone plays in the background of the Tik Tok.

White text starts at the top of the screen, displaying information. “The song you are hearing was not allowed to be played on U.S radio stations in 1970’s”.

The dancer makes hoops go from Eagle to Earth form.

“It created by a popular Native American band called Redbone and it hit number 1 charts all over Europe.”

“The song raised awareness about what happened at Wounded Knee”

They finish the Earth form, centering themself. “Let’s get it trending”.

Screen switches to the Tik Toker’s name and username, James Jones / @notoriouscree

END]

[fishmech]

the intertitle is a bit misleading: a few us radio stations did ban it from play, though most didn’t (it even got a sizable amount of play from college stations). BUT the bigger issue was that every US record label refused to distribute it for a very long time, forcing the artists to travel in Europe in order to get it produced and forcing people in the US to rely on reimporting the music from Europe. and this also forced many stations which didn’t ban it from play to not play it anyway, as they couldn’t source copies to play!

[alloverthegaf]

crime show: well we don’t know what time she was taken but as you can see in this convenience store security footage she’s mouthing something and our lip reading technology tells us she’s saying ‘those three wise men they’ve got a semi by the sea’ which are lyrics to James Blunt’s song ‘Wisemen’ which was playing on that store’s favoured radio station at approximately 3:18PM and she disappears from view exactly five minutes later so therefore

[alloverthegaf]

crime show: now see usually we’d manage to get a timestamp from the security footage but unfortunately in this case the cameras only record a live feed and while you would think this means we shouldn’t be able to see the footage at all, luckily a famous Twutch streamer happened to be using it as their background footage while recording yesterday so

[jenroses]

yes, but can you blow it up and enhance it?

[alloverthegaf]

unfortunately this particular footage is extremely low quality and very grainy but as I zoom in on this super blurry pixelated image you can see the details become much clearer and easier to identify

[paintmeahero]

But what about the extremely specific pollen found on the camera lens?

[alloverthegaf]

good eye! originally I didn’t even notice it was there but while combing through the footage I noticed three different people sneezed while in view of the camera. I did some research and found that the particles represent the pollen of this obscure plant life that is native to this particular state, which really doesn’t help us, except that it only ever blooms in the opposite season! So I did some digging and found four nurseries within a 50 mile radius, only one of which sell that plant all year round, which of course means

[mongolman101]

Hold on just one moment! If the twitch streamer was using the cameras live feed as background, then we should know the time of the crime! The twitch archive should mark how long the streamer had been on by the time of the perpetrators presence onscreen, and if we know when they went live, we will know the time the perpetrator was in the building!

[alloverthegaf]

DAMNIT JONES THIS ISN’T YOUR CASE

[mongolman101]

WELL IT’S MY CASE NOW! The Captain thinks your kidnapping is related to my investigation into that cult up state. So, apparently, we’re supposed to work together. I’m not any happier than you are.

[alloverthegaf]

but I hate sharing!

[mongolman101]

TOUGH SHIT MCNAMARA! Your kidnapping case is somehow connected with that cult that’s been sacrificing its members to in the belief that it will appease the elder god Cthulhu. Now, I don’t like it any more than you do, and I’m worse at sharing than a toddler with a new favorite toy, but lives may well be on the line here! Are you willing to put aside our differences, and do what needs to be done?!

[alloverthegaf]

Alright, but when we catch the perp he’s mine. I don’t care if he’s sacrificed a hundred victims to goddamn Mickey Mouse! That man may know who killed my father, and I won’t let anyone get in my way - not even someone with your develish smile.

[mongolman101]

Do you think you’re the only one who wants to find Eric’s murderer?! He was my partner! He was my friend! I know we haven’t worked together before, but this case will have us working together for a while, until we eventually find your fathers killer. And I can see this case taking us a long time, and defining both of our lives for the foreseeable future. But don’t worry McNamara, my years of experience on the force, put together with your grit, tenacity, and loose understanding of the rules will make for a great partnership, with plenty of laughs and sexual tension to go around. Until some being from on high decides the precinct isn’t ready for a same sex couple, and I rekindle my relationship with my previously unmentioned ex-wife. But we, and some unknown watchers of our adventures, will always know we were meant to be together, weirdly large age gap be damned!

[alloverthegaf]

Yeah, and while Eric was off playing cops and robbers with you, I grew up without a dad! Do you know how many times I stared at my baseball glove, wishing he was there to throw it to me? You may have lost Eric, but I never even got to have him!

But you’re right. This case will definitely take at least a full year, especially with the fact that we will be constantly interrupted with other, smaller cases, one of which will be halloween themed. We’re working together for the forseeable future, and my playful countenance and morbid wit will very quickly mesh with your hardened attitude and tendency to keep secrets.

And while you go back to your unhappy, stiff relationship with your ex wife, I will be shown having constant meaningless sex with a multitude of beautiful women so that the writers can really get across how Not Gay I am.

It’s gonna be a wild ride, Jones. And there had better be stakeouts.

[brain3at3r]

executive producer dick wolf

[exigencelost]

This is the best demonstration of the principle of “yes, and” that I have ever seen. They should put this in textbooks.

[anoudkhaled]

[bakufundoshi]

honestly this is so much nicer than red

[h0ld-back-the-night-deactivated]

this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.

[cynicalhippie]

Is everyone on this site a fucking bull?

[runcibility]

If you log into the labyrinth, you can’t complain if you see a minotaur

[stedilnik]

My third eye is wide fuckin open right now