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“be the bigger person” no?? im 5"1 and bitter u be the bigger person???

Or better idea: Act your age and be mature rather than a whiny little twat just because you’re mad about something. The world doesn’t cater to a single person.

thethronelessflame

The world doesn’t also cater to a single sex. Someone should tell feminists this.

thebootydiaries

weloveshortvideos

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#Desiigner goes to the aquarium

violetsaregrey-deactivated20200

my mom is 61 and her bf is a huge nerd and he’s teaching her to play magic the gathering and he had her watch avatar the last airbender with him and his ringtone is terra’s theme from final fantasy 6 and he paints pictures of sephiroth. my mom’s bf is nerdier than i’ll ever be.

and she does all these pinterest crafts and now she makes little bejeweled vials of healing potions for him and his buddies. my little geek heart can’t handle all this.

edit: just picture a 60-something woman with a VERY thick minnesotan accent saying “mike is having me watch the naruto”

violetsaregrey-deactivated20200

just fyi my mom is now 62 and they finished watching “the naruto”

violetsaregrey-deactivated20200

if i had told my 13-year-old self that this is what my mom’s hallway would look like when i was 30 i wouldn’t have believed me

c3po

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

thecouchwitch

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

entrapstar

THEY FUCKING DID THAT

FUCK

I KNEW THAT SOUNDED FAMILIAR

itschinyere-deactivated20200201

#TakeYourAssToCityCouncilMeetingsBeforeTheyGentrifyYourHood2k17

louisianimal

📍

blackvainglorious

This gets a little thousand notes, meanwhile natural hair gets like a million. Where you gonna do your natural hair with nowhere affordable to live?

hyrude

fact: ppl named katie with a k are inherently more powerful than those who spell it with a c. the strongest catie could fight the weakest katie and would still be obliterated. however, katies ending in ie are superior to katies ending in y, with k/catis as the most inferior katie. the katie hierarchy is as follows: katie, katy, kati, catie, caty, cati. katherines, however, are the most powerful of all, with catherines at a distant second. if, for god knows what reason, you place an i between the a and the t (see: caitie, kaity), you do not qualify as a true katie, and will not survive past a single round of katie v katie fisticuffs.

thetrippytrip

When you’re a woke parent

jmhalpert

internetromance-deactivated2017

please promote healthy relationships 2k17

bitchycode

little-vvitch

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

bunney

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

blonded004

kyliesparks27-deactivated201810

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

myboyfriendpetebuttigieg

Even if you’re unemployed, even if you’re taking time off from school, even if nobody is calling and making plans with you, get out of bed, take a shower, put on clean clothes, wear some cologne or perfume, turn all the lights on, do some laundry, clean up a little bit.

Doing all this stuff causes a shift in your perspective. Do it in spite of your situation.

That’s the only way to create sustainable happiness, because if your behavior is dictated by your circumstances, you’re always going to be miserable. Don’t let the world determine your mindset. Let your mindset determine how you view the world.

surpriseversussuspense-deactiva

This is the most neurotypical shit I’ve ever read

myboyfriendpetebuttigieg

Diagnosed bipolar and major depressive to the point I had to be hospitalized for it but fuck me for tryna keep it positive nahmean cool copypasta tho hate yall

chelseigh-deactivated20200605

mentally ill person: *trying to cope and recover in practical, pragmatic ways* someone, inevitably: what kind of neurotypical bullshit is this

lizardlicks

a lot of this website has fallen into the trap of equating being pro people who struggle with mental illness with being anti recovery, and even goes so far as to glorify and enable maladaptive symptoms and behaviors. This is a monumentally stupid idea. Illnesses and disorders are called that for a reason. They are not Cake and Happy Funtimes. They make you miserable, they make the people around you miserable, and everything sucks.

Posts that say “Keep trying to do this thing, even when you struggle with it,” are saying that for a reason. It’s fighting back against the illness, refusing to let it claim you. Yeah, it’s hard! Yeah, it sucks! Yeah, it’s okay for you to take a break if you need to! Yeah, it’s perfectly fine if you can’t do it alone and need to ask for help! Sometimes lots of help! But keep fighting. Keep resisting. It’s your life at stake.