Welcome to die

Shit-poster extraordinaire

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

rare fish. please no questions

[cerafuentes]

why would a fish need sunglasses

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

what the hell i just say

[superspecialawesome]

Huge things happening this week 🎉💥💥💥💥💥💥

[filmphotofranz]

you cant call it that

[mallowmaenad]

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

[1-900-usa-nails]

my takeaway three episodes into the new Ghost in the Shell

[skajador]

Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE

[jtt-033-1613]

[gorps]

[victusinveritas]

[naamahdarling]

WTF this is masterful, 10/10.

[marjorierose]

Other people have said this in notes, but the Bulwer-Lytton contest involves writing the most absurd opener you can think of and submitting it to the contest. It's not a judgment like the Razzies or the bad sex in books award or something; it's a game. Diana Murtaugh of Baltimore is to be congratulated for this win.

[xrd]

possibly my favourite tiktok ive ever seen

[creepymutelilbugger]

[nutmegpoid]

congrats on the 1.0 release !!!

spoiler version under here

[sakutarousadventure]

[no1snoopyfan]

[video description: an edited clip of prince humperdink from the princess bride. a fanfare plays before he makes an announcement to a crowd of people.

humperdink: "my people. [pause] among us."

[the crowd cheers]

humperdink: "sus."

[the crowd cheers again]

/end id]

[maxgripd]

[dogpuppy]

[twilight--paladin]

[konoko]

[desk-drawerr]

By popular demand: He eat a Wawamelon

[demilypyro]

okay i can accept a lot but i'm supposed to believe adult toph shaves her armpit hair?

fuck off

[demilypyro]

hey gang this post was not about how i have an armpit hair kink (i don't) and i don't really care to hear about the reasons you made up to justify its absence i just feel it makes more sense for toph's character for her to have armpit hair and i feel its exclusion is probably motivated by systemic misogyny and i frankly don't think this is that wild of a take like i think it's pretty basic feminism 101 here okay bye

[ifeelsickening]

Reposting this coz i saw it in my camera roll again this is by far one of the funniest interactions ive come across on ao3