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15 years in F1, 239 race starts, a Le Mans win and one semi-retirement... Nico Hulkenberg is finally a Formula 1 podium finisher

unluckyydog

based off that one trend from tiktok (FIRST TUMBLR POST, I’M SO SCARED 😭😭)

decidedly33

Somewhere out there, there is a universe where Redbull did the obvious thing with the Racesuits...

They designed the suits like the can. I think the original can slays as a suit. A lot of space for sponsers on there.

They have the can as a special suit and every following one is just the different flavours.

I did the original can, the Strawberry-Apricot and the Juneberry flavours. I personally don't drink energy drinks at all but two people have told me that those are the 2 best flavours.

(I don't know if they've ever done it but I haven't seen any pictures and that's a missed opportunity)

lsunstreakerl

...apricot suit...

arkhammaid

Two things pop in my mind about the aftermath of the pregnancy announcement:

George at some point lets it slip that they really boned just this once and suddenly he's swamped with crazy fangirls and dubious salespeople bc that man must have super stuff if it took on in an instant.

Secondly, Zac would be fuming why he hadn't thought himself about weaponizing Lando during the championship fight to potentially get Max out of commission for next season. Bc he's deluded like that and is convinced that Toto set George up to do it to bring glory back to Mercedes. (or even better, Zac DID push Lando to fuck max, they did, the announcement drops, he's happy that his plan worked but then everyone learns George is the dad, queue fuming Zac once again)

Also yeah, max only showing so far as to have plausible deniability feels right. And she would CAPITALIZE on it like, yeah I'm just very bloated lately, you know... the stress of it all, it gets to me sometimes too, I'm not that robot so many people like to portray me as (wink wink nudge nudge)

- 💫 (I think it's about time I'll get shot 😅)

george probably wouldn't be stupid enough to slip it to the public... but he would be stupid enough to slip it to people on the paddock when he's druck and suddenly rumors are everywhere.... he can't escape...

you know what i love. everyone just agreeing that zak is slimey and evil enough to do evil shit like this and using it as plot function. absolutely lovely work right here. and honestly, i love that lando is immediately the option but god, lando would have a mental breakdown over accidentally/not so accidentally knocking up his best female friend like hello just because he fucked her once doesn't mean he actually wants to be a father- (what i'm saying, zak would have better chances with oscar if oscar would be part of the plan but oscar smells zak being evil miles ahead and just dips. the smart man he is)

zak actually going to the fia and accusing merc of manipulation tactics BECAUSE george knocked up max. peak cinema right here

max in her beautiful bluntless would tell everyone to fuck off and worry about their own bloated stomachs, only to drop some weeks later that she's pregnant LMAO

monacoprince

everyone but charles leclerc should be mandated to do a 20 minutes pit stop in monaco in my honest opinion

monacoprince

prince albert should be allowed to throw banana peels and turtle shells to everyone that isn’t charles through the race too

al-kol-eleh

Blake Flayton

I saw the president of Estonia a few days ago, I'm not estopnian, and I was not in Estonia or at any other European country, I was in a museum in my home country for a school trip

And he was just there, no one in my class actually know where the fuck is Estonia, but still, we saw the president of Estonia during a random trip to a museum, no one even knew he was in our country actually

#Estonia #it wasnt even from a distance #he passed just in front of us #somehow that wasnt even the highlight of the trip #Alar Karis #story time #i have meet my one country first lady once and had sevrel minsters from my country in my home for my grandmother funeral few years ago #but somehow the president of astonia is cooler #probably because it is random as fuck

mostlyvalid

A proposal

Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particular fanwork; we just want to roll around and wallow.

It is considered courteous to give readers a heads-up via use of AO3 tags. I propose a tag that signals that a given fanwork is for rolling around, not giving a measured evaluation of anything. The MCU has carved out a space for this sort of fic with the “HYDRA Trash Party” tag, for which I commend them. Trash Party is a bit too specific to cover all of the ground I’m thinking of here, though; I propose “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.”

For those of you not familiar with Arrested Development, Michael Bluth finds a paper bag in the freezer labeled “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.” He opens the bag, finds a dead dove, and reacts as follows:

[gif of a white man saying “I don’t know what I expected” in a deadpan manner]

The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag would essentially be a “what it says on the tin” metatag, indicating “you see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it.”

(more at KnowYourMeme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-dont-know-what-i-expected)

lazy-universes

WHOA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THE POST THAT SPAWNED DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

flyin-shark

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

felixcloud6288

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

flyin-shark

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

strangehorse

he understands the website your honour

lsunstreakerl

I know that Max (if I'm not mistaken) dropped out of school at 14/15/16 years old, but I can only imagine Max from 2015/2016 sitting around doing homework when a driver comes to talk or argue with Max about something in the race and is like:

pilot: "Hey Max, that was reckless, man..."

Max: "Oh yeah, whatever. Do you remember that one Bhaskara formula?"

LOL this could definitely be applied to the famiglia verse as well but the concept is hilarious and I love u for it

jupitersmusings

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

overlord-fire-bubble

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

tiny-kt

this for real fucking works

tetheredbysin

I don't think we as a community paid enough attention to the fact that the entire grid became haasbands shippers in 2024. multiple drivers made jokes about how kevin would come hunt them down if they messed with nico. commentators made constant remarks on how kevin put himself in the line of fire for nico. hell, retired drivers commented on their exceptional teamwork. kevin did everything to get nico the best chances and nico was always the first to comment on any good performance from kevin.

throw away any other F1 teammate pairings, this was iconic.

caprifiles

rbr 2025 line-up according to fernando alonso:

brakingpoint

my suspension of disbelief for the rule 63 f1 driver content is tested most severely when it comes to max. essentially i don't think kelly needing to bully him into using sunscreen is a bloke!max gender exclusive trait i think he's genuinely just like that as a fundamental tenet of his personality. which is to say why are we giving girl max perfect soft glam makeup and gently dyson airwrapped hair. she's not got time for that she's got to stay up until 4:25am sim racing after which she will crawl out of bed past noon and put on the same jeggings and red bull polo shirt she's been wearing every day since may 2016