yare yare

We're all gonna forget this one day anyway.

[8nin]

the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here

[contemptible-scoundrel]

probably feels good as hell to jump backwards during a swordfight and throw a fan of daggers at your foe

[depsidase]

[autistobrat]

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[damazcuz]

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[gender-luster]

episodes that i think every tv show should have:

timeloop

whodunit

musical

beach trip

random genre change (especially if it's to a noir detective thing)

one where they get randomly meta and fourth wall breaky but then never acknowledge it again

one where something happened but we as the audience don't actually get to see how it happened and only see it through the unreliable narrated flashbacks as recollected by the characters

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

Top ten vanity plates ever spotted….no question

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i dunno i feel like it's more complicated than that

[cannibalchicken]

straight up broccoli

[dare0451]

okay but op's right. that tree Does in fact look like Straight Up Broccoli

[wuntrum]

"do it scared" is valuable advice but it'd also be SIIIICK and AWESOME if it stopped being scary at some point. any point

[homunculus-argument]

Whoever figured out how to cast "turn three-dimensional object into four-dimensional object" and decided it would be funny to add "but only if someone is sewing leather", how about you stop that. Going like "ahahaha wouldn't it be fucked up if you used a needle to puncture material but one side of the hole is in a completely different location than the other end, so you never know where the needle will come out"

Yes it fucking is. Now how about you turn that shit off and put the laws of physics back exactly how you found them before I get you, you unfunny fuckweasel.

[catilinas]

you should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. what do you mean i have to do it again

[antimony-medusa]

My old and terrible foe, "I thought about completing the task so in my brain I have already completed the task," we meet again. FUCK you anyways, buddy.

[luxiomahariel]

they should invent a taking care of your own body thats easy