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[uc-fan-events]

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Unprepared Nappers, celebrating 5 years of Unprepared Casters! This zine has overarching theme of sleep, sleepovers, and relaxation, with

[mo0nbugs]

In a lot of folklore, faries are hurt by or reppeled by iron

Concept:

Due to Bilbos' fae heritage, he's allergic to iron.

He would say it irritates his skin, but truthfully, it burns him. Even small brushes against the metal make it look like he was burned by a hot brand for days.

He obviously doesn't think to bring it up with anyone. It didn't seem important until Thorin's hand gently brushed the back of his, and Bilbo pulled back with a hiss.

Thorin stared wide-eyed (and a little heartbroken) for a second until he spotted the strip of red skin Bilbo was trying to hide.

"You're hurt, when did that happen?" Thorin went to take the hobbits hand for a better look, but Bilbo skittered back in a slight panic.

"Ah no it-It..well I think it was your ring," Bilbo said.

"My ring?"

Bilbo revealed the small rectangular burn on the back of his freckled hand and Thorin had to bite back a gasp.

"I'm allergic to iron you see, it ma-"

Before Bilbo could even finish the sentence, Thorin had wrench his ring off his finger and thrown it with all his might into the forest.

Bilbo couldn't quite find his words for a few minutes as he stared slack jawed in the direction the ring had vanished into.

Thorin had just thrown off his ring. Thrown it. His ring he had worn every day Bilbo had known the dwarf. He just threw it into some bushes and would likely never see hide or hair of it again.

Because it had hurt him.

[hamletkin]

frothing at the mouth because my friend suggested a drunk shakespeare play where every single actor is drunk except for horatio and he has to try to keep the play on track while still having his own part to play

[scribeofchaos]

hamlet starts out sober but his father hands him a drink and it all goes downhill from there.

[hamletkin]

YOU can keep talking........

this is so good. hamlet only moments before talking about how shitty everyone at elsinore is with their drinking and partying only to be offered a drink by his FATHER whom he adores.....oh it hurts so good. like obviously an almost all drunk cast of hamlet would lead to hilarity. but there's also tragedy in it. in hamlet trying to be someone worthy of his father and of heaven but being tempted by a man he loves probably above all other... ophelia and horatio watching their friend unravel to be sloppy and slurring his words and tripping over his feet and so unlike himself.

rosencrantz and guildenstern being concerned but encouraging hamlet to keep going because that's what they're there for, weighing the cost in hand; where does their loyalty really lie?

i am here to find pain in comedy and only you understand me

[loveridden1999]

[bgm05]

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

[segamascott]

yes like obviously

[sandersstudies]

Me: oh, look, an airplane :)

2 and 4 year olds: ohhh hi airplane

Me: There it goes

2 year old: bye airplane :)

4 year old: BYE AIRPLANE :)

2 year old: don’t scream in the car >:(

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Dear queers, stop people pleasing and start proudly people displeasing this pride month 🙂‍↕️

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[vedurnan-archive]

[tocourtdisaster]

I've seen so many posts lately about how Grace wouldn't add swears to their translator but I 100% think he did.

He's not morally against swearing, he said holy fucking shit when he saw the Blip-A for the first time, the only reason he doesn't swear normally is because he trained himself out of it because he teaches middle schoolers. If I'm remembering right, he even calls one of the kids a smartass in his internal narration at one point. He's spent so long not swearing that he's not just going to fall out of the habit immediately.

We know that at some point, he learned Eridian swearing anyway because Rocky swears in the final chapter of the book. And I think he learned most of them when Rocky reamed him out after leaving the taumoeba collector out at room temp.

Plus, Rocky is an adult and Grace treats him like one, which includes adding swear words into their translator so that Rocky can express himself.

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Underrated sibling experience is having one in-joke that is extremely unfunny and makes your parents look at you weird when they catch you laughing your asses off about it without the context of how you organically arrived at it.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

My brother and I never watched Naruto when we were younger, but when Boruto started coming out (which we also didn't watch) we kinda started doing this bit of pitching each other hypothetical sequels to media where we replaced the first syllable in the original's title with "Bo". So we'd start going "Okay hear me out. Futurama sequel called Boturama" "Okay but what about. Simpsons sequel called the Bompsons" and so on and so on back and forth to each other. We did it with TV shows, movies, anime, books, everything.

But eventually the bit morphed into exclusively doing it to media with titles that ALREADY started with "Bo". So we'd just say complete nonsense like "Okay. Bob's Burgers sequel called Bob's Burgers" at each other while struggling to hold back laughter.

[dovesndecay]

Microaggressions against polyamory in interpersonal interactions are important and should be discussed, but I do wish more of the conversation focused on the ways that systemic amatonormativity impact things like family units, taxes, healthcare, inheritances, housing, childcare, etc.

I'm not dating or married or related to anyone I live with, and our household of four adults can't get any kind of financial or food or housing aid because we count as three separate households despite our semi-blended finances and living together for a decade. There are laws that have been proposed (at least, I don't know if any passed) that limit housing to nuclear families.

Amatonormativity and polyphobia are not just theoretical "people are kinda mean about this sometimes" -- they are real and materially impactful systemic issues, and they affect all of us.

[glavilio]

disrupting skyspace james turnell / coyote

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[microraptorhours]

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

[sunday-spiral]

Her name is joy because I made her when I was in a good mood and looking at her gives me joy . Okay . #MyMolecule