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Hello I'll be your tour guide today. If you have any questions feel free to click that ask link and let me know. There's a variety of things you can expect to see during your visit so relax, enjoy, and keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. Popular attractions include: vampires, anime, video games, music, and bad puns. No refunds will be issued at this time. 28.

[yarnbats]

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[yarnbats]

I’m really just supposed to go about my life knowing my mom thinks I’m the biggest burden to her life huh?

Cool cool cool.

[yarnbats]

Have you every been so sad that it aches in your chest and hurts all the way up to your body into your gums?

My teeth hurt.

[zanimez]

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

[crow--teeth]

October is the month of being horny for vampires on main

[awsugar]

bold of you to assume i’m not horny for vampires on main year round

[slavicupid]

*slaps my neck* come get yall juice

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[yarnbats]

I’m on a dumb bitch shopping spree.

[catchymemes]

[yarnbats]

I’m so tired

And I just read a post about fans at the airport and my dumb ass is sitting in JFK like “fuck I gotta stop looking like a greasy swamp monster for my fans.”

Bitch. What fans.

[earthdad]

*something bad happens to me*

me, through gritted teeth: Sasuke…..

[eternalgirlscout]

*slams gavel*

worm court is now in session

all writhe

[ffsimsohigh]

[jwbjwb]

Have you guys watched GODZILLA: KING OF MONSTERS? Because you should.

[tredlocity]

Pokemon Go

Pokemon Sleep

Pokemon Eat

Pokemon Shower

[campbell-duo-deactivated2023021]

pokemon go to the polls

[tredlocity]

Pokemon Call Your State and Local Representatives

[boldlyqueer]

I love women who are unabashedly big.

Women with big laughs, big smiles, big voices, big bodies, and even bigger personalities to match. Women that don’t care if they take up space with long strides and sit with their legs miles apart.

They give big hugs and big kisses, and they have big hearts. Big, proud women are amazing.

[charlieism]

i think the fact that my eyes dont glow and my hair doesnt float when im feeling a lot of strong emotion is very unsexy of me

[feyrealms]

venom: *does that thing with his tongue*

[iwouldntshowmom]

Church is free.

[theargonist]

I can’t afford it.

[vhb1]

IN DYING. NOTHING WILL EVER TOP THIS. NOTHING.