Make it count.

Very tall, very pale, very blond hair. 🎀 Instagram: Eliensh

[veryfunnymemes]

[seabassbitch]

Trying to sit in video games

[spook-life-deactivated20170502]

the camera work and music is phenomenal tho?????

[meshugenist]

i legitimately thought this was cgi at first

[hobisdaydreams-deactivated20180]

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille 

[vantasticlover]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Mr. Lovenstein

[yearofthememories]

me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it's ok

me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[jumpingjacktrash]

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

[princesconsuela]

[ermahgerdkerfer]

Damn, this girl was prepared.

[5anddime-blog]

She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.

[juliansoldishacct]

👏 WHERE 👏 IS 👏 THAT 👏 COLD 👏 WEATHER 👏

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like 

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 

[mr-elementle]

A Human soul is worth $660,326.82 according to “The devil went down to Georgia” where the Devil offers a fiddle of gold as an equal bet against a soul.

assuming a fiddle weighs about 450 grams and is primarily made out of spruce and maple. The density of spruce is 0.43 g/cm3, and the density of maple is 0.6 g/cm3. As an estimation, we’ll just average these and suppose that the average density of the material of a violin is 0.515g/cm3. so If the Fiddle weighs 450 g and has a density of 0.515 g/cm3, that means that the volume of the wood of the Fiddle is 873.8 cm3. Our hypothetical golden prize had gold in lieu of wood. So 873.8 cm3 of gold weighs 16.9 kg — almost forty pounds! — or 543.3 troy ounces. 

Since the selling price of gold today is $1215.40 per ounce that gives us our value, but as for cupcakes it’s a little harder, most cupcakes sell for $2.50 to $4.00 at a bake shop, so let’s average that to $3.25, some simple division and we get our answer

Pedro can buy 203,177 cupcakes and have $1.56 left over.

[mr-elementle]

when the fuck did i do this? i have no memory of this

[silentevilx-deactivated20160627]

SO I FIND OUT MY FRIENDS AND I ARE ON OUR LOCAL NEWS WEBSITE

We were asked all these questions about how long the costumes took us, how we did it, etc. 

I paused the video right when we were asked how much money we spent on our cosplays and

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does that give you your answer

[manafromheaven]

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY 

[yearofthememories]

person: How's school going?

me: Good. Sometimes I get the overwhelming desire to eat glass but it usually passes without incident

[quinn-against-ddlg-deactivated2]

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

[dog-heaven-deactivated20161117]

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

[bleachdalilah]

PLEASE EXPLAIN

[weloveshortvideos]

[methhomework]

i wouldve disqualified him for being that petty

[arroz]

me if i could spell

[tehstripe]

more cat adventures

[tehstripe]

this is now officially my post popular post on tumblr dot com

please take another look at my dumb cat child

[ultrafacts]

As with Saturniidae, the adults do not eat or have mouths. They emerge as adults solely to mate, and as such, only live approximately one week. They live off the energy they stored as a caterpillar.

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