[warmfigure]

finally light out after 5pm again

[yremystar]

Steve-O and Johnny’s house on MTV Cribs (2002)

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

billie eilish is dressing like a bad guy thug at a mahjong game in a kung fu movie

[health-goth-inc]

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

[anglaised]

[theehorsepusssy]

[dogpuppy]

[never-obsolete]

CyberPest (1996)

[theehorsepusssy]

[dailykrusie]

Day 1

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

[napsskai]

[incisedwound]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

“ordering a Freak Shake at the Poopalicious Cafe” is so unfunny that it somehow wraps back around to being funny again

[featherspiral]

I love drawing him being evil and floweyesque and going ooouh ooh look at billy badass over here. watch out for nefarious nathan. mf antagonistic aaron. he think he so cool I hate him

[without-ado]

(x)

[daftpatience]

wancew

[sacred-portal]

[machinot]

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks