Adjust your expectations

Sabrina-26-PA Medical Lab Tech. I like too many things for my own good so this tumblr is a hodgepodge. Drawfee did the avi

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[souperluminal]

05.28 - Nebula

[lesbianshepard]

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“Egg [x5]”

[lesbianshepard]

[angelbabymikaa]

“tattoos are going out of style” they’ve been around for a thousand years im sorry you’re conservative now get well soon ig

[emi--rose]

You are less fashionable than Ötzi the ice man who had sick tattoos

[flimflix]

[monsterlets]

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[oneheadtoanother]

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[imagine-darksiders]

[crabfisher]

cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

[mind-altering-bugs]

Nobody wants to work anymore

[cheaphalloweencostume]

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

[tatangadragon]

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

[tatangadragon]

post cancelled I've been told the term i used already exists in english and that it means something Very Much Different. english is a wicked language that i regret learning

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[qqchurch]

[advanced-passenger-train]

[thesituation]

mean as fuck why is he doing that

[qbc369]

I can't stand it.

[thesituation]

someone has to do something

[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptvokeeper]