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She cream on my crop til i flop.
i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better
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A hc of kine is that since sylus began cleaning mc, i.e. treating any dirt or food particles on them as a light snack, mcs hair and skin has been getting way better. Like, better than they would if they just used the remedies from the local village. Don't let sylus become aware of this info tho he will go on the biggest ego trip🥀.
Well see. He is aware of it. And it keeps his egomaniac running in tandem. Absolutely nothing gets by this man. But also!!! its a light snack!!! mmm yummy germs and mirco mites, not to mention just the taste of his darling gets him going alone, grooming is pretty much cloud nine for him. Also i imagine eating and licking up the dead skin cells is like. Cathartic to him in away, not only is he consuming something from his daring (he cant like, ACTUALLY eat them dispite how much he wants to ~~he eats something else just fine dw, as often as he's able~~, so i think he would get pleasure from being like 'ah yes i am eating pieces of them a little at a time!!' Also maybe his saliva is acidic or smth, like how hydronic acids are good for your skin, it melts the bad stuff right off) but he's keeping them clean, and healthy AND glowing. Cocky fucker. He knows it. Also this is gonna be gross but i feel like his stomach cant like, digest hair. Sylus who has to sneak away to cough up a hairball of both his and his darlings hair. Nasty fucker. He doesnt find it gross, its normal to him and his species but he KNOWS darling would, so he keeps it on the DL so he doesnt lose hair grooming privileges.
BTS is the new One direction now. Why am i being sold to a man named kook. Why is he trying to cook me. I would rather be styled, personally.
Juat one more chip i say, nine chips ago.
The human nature of lust and greed is sickening.
Heyyyyyy bestie 💓 I hope you've been getting plenty of rest and taking care of yourself. I have a small ask if you'll allow it.imagine while sylus is cleaning darling up one day she notices a loose scale thats about to fall off so she plucks it off.apparently it was exactly what sylus needed. Now she makes it a point to help him with his shedding. Checking his back and other places he can't reach. Thats all I got bestie the rest is up to you.thank you so much for sharing your work I hope you have a good day 😊
This is absolutely a daily occurrence. He'd never ask for it, no. But once it starts and he realizes that its basically heaven on earth, his human darling grooming and cleaning him exactly how he cleans his mate? Oh boy. He might not ask outloud, but the man handling during the designated cleaning and bathing times? He might as well be practically begging for it. We know normal sylus is always shy to ask to go first during the claw machine- and dragon sylus? I imagine he's even more shy, because he knows he's so different from his human mate. But god damn if the body language doesnt speak for him enough. If it doesnt, him shoving his mates hands to where his newer shedding patches are, is.
I imagine the base of his tail and the little fuckass dimond thing on his back is the good spots. If theres no scales to be shed? Bro is like so disappointed actually. Like might actively find ways to make himself shed just for his mate to help. And then the horns? Those are an entirely different story. If a dragon had a G-spot. I think it would be the horns. Dont touch them unless you're absolutely ready for the consequences.
Thank you for the ask! It got the noodler going real good, have an amazing 24 hours!!
I love the videos of people running their hands over where their cats just freshly groomed, or make loud exaggerated licking sounds while they groom themselves.
Human darling and dragon sylus. Thats it. Thats the tweet. But not human darling messing up sylus's grooming on himself, no no. Thats just funny, he appreciates the effort and attention. Now. If darling ruins the grooming he just did on THEM. Oh boy. So broody. So huffy. How dare they. Did he not groom them well enough? Was it not satisfactory?? He's doubling down. Quadrupling down even. There is no escape. His human WILL be cleaned.
Good evening chat. My apologies for disappearing. I may or may not have ended up homeless. Just remembered this account existed. Mayhaps some drabbles or hc soon because ive been dreaming abt my sylus sugar daddy giving me everything i need.
Like bruh if i had him, the world in the palm of my hand and I'd never want for anything. Like. Come on man. Thats the dream. Working my ass of for barely a penny??? Nahhhhh gimme that sweet thousand dollar wine that overgrown lizard will get drunk on in two sips because we know that man cannot hold his liquor.
how is everyone feeling today
alrighty. lets get this bread
I dont understand where the idea that Leon Fucking Kennedy is a fuck boy / sex god comes from. Have you seen that man. HAVE YOU SEEN THATTWINK? Nothing about that man reads sexually capable.
Bro doesnt understand what a woman is let alone how to touch one, THAT DWEEB??? GETTING PUSSY????? ESPECIALLY REMAKE LEON???? I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE SAD UNFUCKED UNPAID UNLOVED LOSER!!!
Absolutely not, i refuse to see it. He's too busy sitting in a soggy cardboard box with free mutt written on the side, looking like the most pathetic wet slop of a man that its surprising He's not melTING INTO PUDDLE ON THE FUCKING FLOOR AND FLOWING INTO A SEWAGE PIPE!!!!
Chris redfield on the other hand?
A whore.
The most sluttest man in the whole franchise who's only type is the contending factors to get him going is 'alive and stupid' and he's on the person like a cat in heat i swear.
HII!! first thing I wanna say is how much I ADORE your dragon sylus fics :> (I literally binged read so many of them in one day) and I randomly thought of a scenario that could be cute and funny :}
Imagine a reader who's constantly falling asleep in random places, like reader finds someplace warm or comfortable? Nap time. (Like a cat lmao) How do you think dragon sylus would react? What would he do about it? (If he would do anything at all)
If you don't wanna write this then that's perfectly fine! I hope your having a good day/ night regardless! ❤️❤️
I think i would kill a man for you actually you sweet person. GOOD 24 HOURS TO YOU! Love this, brain noodles are wiggling. I personally have a condition that makes me sleep for like 10+ hours a day- random times. i have so many ideas for this. So many.
Dragon! Sylus who finds the softest fabrics- silks, cottons, hand woven, anything- along personlly made blankets and furs made by the man himself. Cute plush animals and creatures, soft and cuddly. Pillows that you sink into, along with firmer ones for suport, as well as the warmest, the coolest but heavy weighted blankets (for those hot summer nights, sylus is a personally heater as is, and i cant sleep without a blanket bc i love the pressure but i get hoT DAMNIT) [let me project with this one okay, i normally make these very non-specific for a reason]
Dragons are sooooo sleepy and cuddly. Lizards who sunbathe all the time, soaking up the heat and rays. Its an instinct in any animal and neither of them, sylus or darling can pass up.
Dragon! Sylus who makes sure the entire cave is covered with blankets and pillows and plushies constantly always in reach. Theres tiny mini nests all over the place- including a special made one- one made to move around to follow the sun spot that pours into the mouth of the cave that shifts with the time. Sun spot naps with this man? Darling is waking up wondering what year and timeline it is.
Dragon! Sylus who absolutely freaks when he accidentally lets darling bake for too long and they end up with a sunburn from following a sunspot for so long. Sylus can and will constantly hold his darling as long as their unconscious body lets them, moving with them when they do to help them get comfortable. If not with his arms than his tail. Oh yeah btw his tail makes the PERFECT body pillow/cuddle object. It just slides and molds to his darling just perfectly. Ofc his whole body is that way, but while his body is a heater- his scaled tail is cold, so cold. Hot sleepers?? Ur in heaven.
Dragon! Sylus who comes back from hunts and gathering trips to his darling asleep. Blankets and pillows are near by, so if they arent already cuddled up with something, his doesnt have to go far. He gets what he needs to DONE and practically DIVES to lay with his darling. Huge weighted blanket. He purrs and rumbles when he sleeps. He snores but its like dragon grumbles. Its not annoying its so damn soothing its a lullaby by itself. AND HE WILL SING IN HIS MOTHER TOUNGE. Lullabies and chants, some ancient spells and curses- winding his love into his mates very being, soul and body. A magical experience i can only imagine.
Human darling cutting dragon sylus' hair. Thats it.
(I kinda gave my 2 yr old cat an ugly haircut and he kinda took a shit on my bed and a bite of my lipstick as revenge)
Hi yeah fun fact i live for mullet and long hair sylus. His short hair is actually my least fav style on him.
Dragon! Sylus who's dragons customs is to grown their hair out- longer hair, older, more respect- its a dynamic and respect thing. (The twins have short hair because sylus decides theyre chump change LMAO)
Maybe something happens, he gets sap in it, something. Human darling has to cut it out. It looks AWFUL. so bad and choppy. And its not like its darling fault- they would never do it on purpose, but like. When you take ur pet to the vet. Its for their own good. But they're still PISSED at you for it.
Dragon! Sylus who is so fucking petty over it. He would never hurt his darling no no, never neglecting. But the jewels he dresses them with arent as shiney as usual. Or maybe his mate is a silver jewelry person- oh no whats the gold necklace now????????? Or a color that just ***slightly*** clashes which their complexion.
Dragon! Sylus who Annoyingly picks through his mates hair more than normal. Licking at it, sulking in woe as he looks at their perfect hair. He wouldnt purposely cut it badly- he wouldnt dare alter his darling permanent- even semi-permanently. But maybe an ugly hair ornament is woven in with the normal gorgeous ones, or a braid is misshapen instead of sylus' normal perfection. Sneaky little FUCK.
Also another hc I have is that sylus practically uses his darling as a stim toy. I think it would make sense bc he gets to devour them without actually harming them at all, his bites are more nips nd light chews anyway. Hed never actually harm his darling. He is so meow lets all bite his face
Oh yeah absolutely. Bro has so much energy its crazy.
Dragon! Sylus is so clingy to his darling, they have to practically shove and pry him off while begging. And sometimes bro just actually doesnt. Darling is always covered with red spots, tooth indents, little nicks and scratches, soft bruises, hickeys- not even sexually he just likes to suck? Imagine him getting a mouthfull of darlings belly and just. Sucking and biting while purring and kneading the fat around it???? He's not doing it to be pleasurable he just. He likes it. Like AGAIN GOING BACK TO CATS, how kittens knead their mama's bellys to help milk flow (imagine that on the rest of the body too how ever you please. Its the same but with much more intent behind it than absent mind cuddling.)
Dragon! Sylus who sometimes just opens his jaws as wide as he can go just to see how much of your fat he can fit in his mouth. He can measure the width of his mate with his mouth tbh, he knows how much he can cram in where. Freak. He doesnt bite when he does that tho. Hes very very afraid of accidentally biting to hard and taking a huge chunk out of darling. Nips tho. FUCKER HURTSSSSS. But its more like how a cat bites you to play. They nip and chew and nom and it stings but never breaks the skin.
Dragon! Sylus who only ever hurt his darling truely on purpose once. And it was to plant a large claiming bite mark where their neck met their shoulder the very first time they mated. Ofc his tongue was immediately soothing over the wound once he was sure it was set, cooing and trilling praise at his sweet darling mate. It the midst of it, it truely didnt hurt that bad. There was. ALOT of other things going on that felt way better than focusing on that. Thats the only time he's ever purposely placed a mark and he fussed over it untill it was fully and properly healed, giving extra love and affection. Sometimes during antics he may knick or nip a little to hard to draw blood (okay so bro MIGHT like the taste of it. Freak!! Also vampire sylus need i say more) but its always followed by his tongue. He swears it doubles the healing process. MAYBE IT COULD ACTUALLY HEAL OR SMTH???????
Dragon! Sylus whos tail literally only sits still when its wrapped firmly around you when its sleeping. During the day it moves around, it drags over his human's skin, coils and uncoils, caressing, tickling, poking- its always somewhere on his human- especially when he cant be *aka doing dishes or smth, bro acts like someone shot a puppy infront of him, LIKE BRO ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS.* his tail can lift his darling up. Thats it. Sometimes he makes a cradle for them with it while they sleep while he carves wood or works on a new piece of jewelry to adorn his mate with.
THANK U FOR THE ASK!!! MWAH!
Chat. Ive got witcher brain rot again. You know my dragon sylus rambles??? Yeah more animalistic witchers. Geralt who growls. His fingernails grow a little faster and sharper than they should. A lot of his earlier scars were from after the trials- when he was getting used to them. MAKE GERALT PURR. Yes, purring could just be a cat witcher thing. But GERALT PURRING??? DOG PILE OF THE WOLF WITCHERS, ALL OF THEM CONTENT BY THE FIRE DURING A WINTER IN KAER MORHEN, PURRING HAPPILY???? Theyve already got highly advanced senses- make geralt able to smell dandelion/jaskier's emotions. Or if he's sick, cold, hot- ANY OF IT!!!!!
Lemme know if we fuck with this.
imagine dragon sysy.. and hes hungry but he cannot eat without his human darling but shes busy so hes slapping his belly so she can finally sit down and eat with him…. seal coded sylus ooof..
Ohhhhhhhh yes. I like the idea that Dragon! Sylus doesnt eat until after his darling does, always making sure theyve had their fill before he does, like bro doesnt bring back enough food to feed a family of seven?? Which??? He eats all of it?? Fast ahh dragon metabolism. But thats just another reason why his darling gets fed first. Gotta make sure they're full before he scarfs down whatever is left (seriously how the FUCK did he get an ENTIRE MOOSE DOWN in less than an hour)
Dragon! Sylus who isnt used to eating slowly. He's well. An animal. A giant one at that. He needs fuel and a LOT of it. In the wild if you dont eat quick, you're liable to loosing your food. That translates to dragons too, they have that instinct. Barely chewing, ripping meat off bones as fast they can- well. Human darling on the other hand. They take their time. Eating too fast unsettles their human tummy (another human flaw he bitches and grumbles about)
Human! Darling who eats slow, chewing each bite throughly, waiting before taking another. It drives sylus INSANE. Theres so much food laid out, he's mouth is watering, near drooling, licking over his chops. His tongue is licking over his darling mouth and his own the longer his darling takes. He would never rush them ofc, they need their nutrients and if this is how, thats how. But BOY does he get impatient abt it.
Dragon! Sylus who slaps his and his mate's belly while they eat, (not hard enough to hurt his human ofc) something something helping with digestion he rumbles (hes full of shit and he knows it) its more subconscious than anything. His tail swishes and circles around them, making space and feeling for any other animals that could take the food (theyre like 500 feet up in the mountains in a cave thats only accessible by flying. Theres nothing. But hes paranoid, forgive him) He nuzzles, he licks, he huffs, squirms, hums, growls, chitters, ALL OF IT. And it gets more frequent and louder throughout the meal. Once his darling FINALLY, FINALLY finishes (it took maybe 15 minutes, he is so dramatic) he carefully sets his food coma ridden darling on their nest, tucking them in, one last lick over to get any stray crumbs he missed, and hes OFF
Dragon! Sylus who practically runs to the rest of the hunt, scarffing it down, his tail and hands slapping against his chest and stomach as he eats (think subconscious stim, like bouncing ur leg), blood dripping down his face and chin (he cooks his darlings food ofc, but sometimes. He just wants to eat a whole animal raw okay. Let the feral man succumb to his instincts), talons and claws a mess, he shakes his head and growls when a particular rough chunk of meat comes up, his teeth clamped and locked, shaking his head, tugging near violently to get it off. He manages and the sound that follows is up their with one of his darlings favorite sounds- a low, content victory grumble, it near rattles the cave as he eats. You know when cats make them "ohnomnom" sound when they eat sometimes??? Yeah. That.
Out of steam!! Thank you for the ask <3