yeezus christ

just a small-town girl

[thesassycat]

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

[princessoftypos-blog]

why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean

[princessoftypos-blog]

OH MY GOD

[mythicalgummies-blog]

We’ve hit the 4th wall

[greydelisle]

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

[jacobpittslovelyface]

[razzledazzy]

MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE

APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION

[lindsaylohoean-deactivated20160]

me when i get a better grade than the best student in my class

[batmanglijs-deactivated20201011]

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

[himborc]

when u hurt ur boob

[yeezus-christa]

house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me

[vorfreudde]

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

[weavemunchers-deactivated201407]

Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything

[heckannoying-deactivated2014010]

listening to music in your room like

[phobias]

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

[relahvant]

if only i could lose weight like i lose friends

[pau1y]

what if 911 called you

[anthonyamorim]

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

[blazeberg]