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Random things I can’t explain

[yellowcheeseart]

Is it just me who hates overtaking old people when walking like sorry I didn’t to flex on you with my youthful stride

[yellowcheeseart]

Just a polite way of asking you to laugh ;)

[yellowcheeseart]

My mum is going into London to get her tooth sorted tomorrow and I can’t work out why she wasn’t impressed when I referred to it as her denture adventure??

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

this quiz sorts through characters from like dozens of fandoms and finds the one you’re most like. I’m not even a little bit surprised by my result

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

so many of you are getting jughead from riverdale are y’all okay

[twoguysonebeartrap]

[milliemagica]

[yellowcheeseart]

[yellowcheeseart]

It’s funny how saying calm down in an argument will get the complete opposite response.

[yellowcheeseart]

Am I the only one who just found out cream tea is a scone not a cuppa with cream in it???

[yellowcheeseart]

Is it just me who when people put these ✨ around words just imagines them doing jazz hands?

[yellowcheeseart]

I got new glasses yesterday! My prescription hasn’t changed that much but I now it feels like I’m living in HD again

[yellowcheeseart]

If you wear glasses I recommend taking them off whilst in the car at night. The lights look really cool (not advisable if you are the driver)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A black hole opened near the planet and threatened to eventually destroy it. People responded by continuing their daily routines while being vaguely aware of it.

[yellowcheeseart]

Honestly every time I read these I have to check the username halfway through because Ive gotten to the stage where this might actually happen in 2020.

[yellowcheeseart]

The biggest lie your mum will ever tell you is that she’ll only be 5 minutes in a shop

[yellowcheeseart]

I have no explanation! Enjoy

Portaloo

A parody of Waterloo by ABBA

Why, why

The portaloo, the giant outdoor turd blender

Oh yeah

And I have met my destiny I’ve held this poo in all day

Never loo roll on the shelf

Why do I torture myself

Portaloo

It was excreted, my nose is sore

Portaloo

How does it all end up on the floor

Portaloo

Couldn't escape if I wanted to

Portaloo

Knowing my fate is to wee in you

No, no, no, no, Portaloo

Finally facing the portaloo

Why, why

I tried to hold it back but it was stronger

Oh yeah

now it seems I’ll be getting up and going in the night

And how could I ever refuse

It not like I get to choose

Portaloo

It was excreted, my nose is sore

Portaloo

How does it all end up on the floor

Portaloo

Couldn't escape if I wanted to

Portaloo

Knowing my fate is to wee in you

No, no, no, no, Portaloo

Finally facing the portaloo

So how could I ever refuse

It’s not like I get to choose

Portaloo

Couldn't escape if I wanted to

Portaloo

Knowing my fate is to poo in you

No, no, no, no, portaloo

Finally facing the portaloo

Ooh ooh, portaloo

Knowing my fate is to wee in you

[yellowcheeseart]

Sometimes I purposely add extra letters to hide the fact I can’t spell. Donnnttt teelll anyyoneee

[yellowcheeseart]

I’m just waiting for someone to tell me they’re getting into gardening so I can ask them if it’s a GROWING interest

[yellowcheeseart]

Thought you’d like to know I got in a cardboard box the other day. I was messing about and fell out flat on my face. Laughed for at least 5 minutes after. I’m 16. I have no regrets.

[yellowcheeseart]

Contact free delivery is out of a horror film. There’s a knock at the door you open it to a parcel which has appeared on the doorstep and there’s man watching you from a creepy distance down the road.

[yellowcheeseart]

It is November! It is too early for Christmas! If I find out you have your Christmas tree up already I will personally cycle to your house to drop kick your tree :)