no coke thanks

duck • 20s • she/her i refuse to start a sideblog (lie) sports delusions @duckyyee

[bakwaaas]

no amount of employment could stop me posting on tumblr dot com

[strike-another-match]

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

[kosmogrl]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[goth-queen]

[kingcatnine]

the thing about nonfiction is you come out of it with several more books to put on your to be read list and it's only gonna branch out from there so really the only solution is to read every book in human history starting at the beginning

[probuccalfat]

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

[sabertoothwalrus]

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[mushroominawaterbottle]

there is the line between bisexual and aroace and i am using it as a jump rope

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[kosmogrl]

if you’re gonna be miserable and sad at least do it while you’re looking at some beautiful trees and the sun is warming your back etc etc #enjoyyoursummer

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[anglaised]

white gays be like i realllllllllly wanna do white supremacy but in a queer way #slay

[propertiesofjoy]

journal of an ordinary grief, mahmoud darwish