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duck • 20s • she/her i refuse to start a sideblog (lie) sports delusions @ducksports

[bakwaaas]

no amount of employment could stop me posting on tumblr dot com

[achillesinhighheels]

[inlandwest]

[persephoneme]

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

[yellowducc]

why no waka waka shakira? 😔

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[hometoursandotherstuff]

They made their bathroom look like you're in a pool. Clever.

[tonguetyd]

Southerners really went off with “y’all” and the Brits really went off with “innit” but most of all the Aussies really went off with calling everyone cunts all the time

[maja-paja]

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[tsuquilisda]

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

[dogpuppy]

[sawasawako]

- lighthousekeeping, jeanette winterson

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.