YENNENS

born to fuck around forced to find out any pronouns | 20s

[bimstown]

[soppingwetratboy]

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

[pompomposting]

he is being far too ambitious with his soft serve cone

[wizardarchetypes]

I just got on the elevator with Maggie and some other guy I've never seen before in my entire life. None of us said anything getting on but he hit my floor button and then his. He just knew what floor we were going to. With such confidence. Said not a word.

[wizardarchetypes]

ohhhhhhh

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[fullmoonguidance]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ehlihr]

A joke

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fvckw4d]

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

[kaminarider]

Yeah I'm sure that helps for on paper interview questions, but good look stopping the interviewer from just looking over at it. And you get even worse looks if you try and simply cover it before the interview.

[tibbycaps]

[parakeet]

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

[yennens]

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[alphacrone]

writers and artists everywhere all the time

[micromontage]

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

[sleepingreader]

While Eva is a dutch first name, Stratt isn't a Dutch last name.

I hereby present reasons for Eva Stratt to be named that

1. Andy Weir did his research bad (boooring)

2. Stratt has a German dad and a Dutch mom but lives in the Netherlands (plausible)

3. Grace misheard Stratt say 'I'm Deutsch' and assumed she was Dutch (funny as hell and very in character)

[grouchythefish]

Starting a collection of people roasting Phoenix when you present his profile in AA3