hobbies?

I have them

[to-orrr]

here are some more cats 🍓

[yeppotoliver]

the gret feesh

[parkchanwoohoo]

[yeppotoliver]

ichigo deez nuts

[wholefamilydeadringerforsimpsons]

You had to jerk off to this in 2001

[nociceptrix]

You were lucky enough to get to jerk off to this in 2001.

[wholefamilydeadringerforsimpsons]

Usually it was just gravel or ants

[wizard-email]

i lied. put your clothes back off, I do actually like sex

[34521509436720948and2]

directly aping one of my favorite screenshots ever

full strip under the cut:

[capyyybaraaa]

thius is fucking me up

[yeppotoliver]

Ron Zertnert

[abyssaldyke]

It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.

[raisinchallah]

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

[drlinguo]

Source:

“https://t.co/GJpLfxM9gR https://t.co/zTJm4vYf2Q”

[kilncreatures]

you can make several seals and put them on the hot dashboard of your car

[mochipuchi]

does anyone have a link to that one post where its like a bunch of girls in a school and I think they were doing a fortune teller bit or something but a bunch of boys go up to them with their problems and everytime they just recommend something to the effect of "have you tried crossdressing?"

[memoryofmemories]

This one?

[basilica-lacrima]

it spreads…

[basilica-lacrima]

oh there’s even more!

[lucifer-usurping-sun-of-dawn]

same artist

[cherubg1rl]

[yeppotoliver]

I feel like there's an irony joke in here somewhere

[spiralstaircased]

everyone sounds like this to me all the time

[dogpuppy]

[thyrell]

im running out of posts to make is it cool with you guys if i just post smooth argonian again

[thyrell]

[thyrell]

yup. took a minute but i think this post finally got where it was supposed to

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve got a tiny black hole in a jar. Cute and incomprehensible isn’t it? Don’t open the lid. The last guy who did that got turbo radiation poisoning.

[what-even-is-thiss]

No it’s not a pet but it does eat light. Which is pretty easy to acquire all things considered. Just shine a lamp on it.

Again, do not open the jar.

[what-even-is-thiss]

What does it weigh? Only about ten pounds. It’s like carrying around a cat. In fact, a cat may have turned inside out on itself to make it. Or maybe it was a small dog or a raccoon, I’m not sure.

In any case, seriously, do not open the jar.

[medlabmech]

*opens the jar*

[what-even-is-thiss]

*you immediately fall over due to going through all stages of every type of cancer in 2 seconds*

*closes the jar*

They never listen.

[sassyphantomkoala]

Wait, how come you don't have cancer?

[what-even-is-thiss]

I don’t open the jar.

[what-even-is-thiss]

To those of you saying that the black hole would blow up in less than a nanosecond, clearly not. Because it’s still in the jar.

[alnaperera]

It would not blow up because the event horizon of a black hole that weighs as much as a cat would be miniscule. No idea how you suspended it in the jar though.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I didn’t say it was suspended in the jar. It still has mass. It’s on the bottom of the jar.

[i-dont-know-how-to-exist]

i made fanart of the tiny black hole in a jar

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love this thank you

[unyieldingsilence]

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[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[yeppotoliver]

same