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LITERALLY.
Gyutaro: Ne. Remember when we first met and you thought I was a beggar?
Y/N: I didn't think you were a beggar.
Gyutaro: You gave me 100 yen, ne.
Y/N: ...
Y/N: I thought you were a stripper.
Gyutaro: ...
Y/N: We were in a prostitute distric and you were showing almost everything. What did you expect?
He's gonna marry her and I'm going to have to act like I am so happy for him and that this was exactly as planned.
pretty boy chigiri hyoma who always gets teased by everyone on the team about ‘being a girl’ having a big dick.
- definitely not the biggest in bllk but he’s HUNG
- can you imagine kunigami innocently going to take a bath with him for the first time and being stopped in his tracks when hyoma pulls down his underwear for his flaccid 8 inches to pop out?? ren is literally in shock that this 5’9 pretty boy is bigger than him.
- curves to the right, and it’s got a good medium thickness too.
- hyoma acts like he’s confused by everyone being shocked by this, saying it’s not a big deal, but really he’s getting cocky over it.
- raichi can’t even properly tease him anymore because it just pisses him off that chigiri’s beaten him in sex appeal.
- you can definitely see it through the leg of his suit if you look close. thank god they’re dark colored
𝐒𝐩𝐲!𝐎𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐰𝐚 𝐱 𝐌𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐚!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
Warning: sexual content, kidnapping, human trafficking, murder, assassins/spies/mafias, bondage, (istg the fic is not even that bad but sayin all these things makes it sound horrible.)
(Everything is in oikawa's pov)
Another box checked of the list, that would be all he was.
But usually he wouldn’t mind that. Oikawa Toru was a spy for the National Japanese Crime Association. He was a representative for Miyagi with his other subordinates. He loved his job and everything it included but something was missing in his life. Although the tall specimen never had problems getting girls. (I mean look at him 😩) He always felt used by the end of it
Either the girl would get too suspicious of him having to work constantly and so much. Or they got tired of his lack of commitment. Or they simply saw him as another guy checked of from their list to fuck with. And Oikawa would be genuine with most of them but that proved to be wrong. Around the start of his career as head of Aoba Johsai he too decided that he should just fuck around because a relationship at this point would be unachieveable. Also he’s in the prime of his life. At only 19, he proved to be one of the best spies corporate had seen, so now at 24, he shouldn’t worry about relationships. He has the rest of his life to get some love. Right now, he wants to work his way to the top and become the best spy of miyagi, then the best of Japan, and while we’re being ambitious let’s just become the best worldwide! He wants his name, his code name, to be feared.
He was Oikawa Toru, normal office job worker by day but at night he would become Asmodeus. Prince of all demons and being that twists all sexual desires. Ofcourse that wasn’t really his power. It was mainly a name he came up with to look cool. Truth to be told when he first started, at age 18 he wanted to sound like a ladies’ magnet. So he came up with the name Asmodeus from some random demon anime he once watched. He did regret it immediately but, unfortunately for him, wasn’t able to change it. Though he came to not entirely despise the name. Especially after people started whispering about ‘Asmodeus striking again’.
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Oikawa was in the elevator of his office. He pushed in a combination of numbers until a light sparked. To the public this might seem like a normal office but for the people of the Association it was their headquarters. They wouldn’t be there all the time, that would make it too easy to decipher that it wasn’t what it seemed to be. But Oikawa had to be there today. He had to return important intel and it it were to get lost or destroyed his head would literally be rolling. He walked out of the elevator and through a corridor that let to an office with foggy glass doors. He knocked twice and then walked inside.
“I’m back~” Oikawa says in a sing song voice.
“Oh wow you get back faster every time.” His commander said.
“You know what I always say, ‘if you’re gonna hit it, hit it till it breaks.’” He smirks.
“Yes. You actually came right on time. I have another mission for you.”
“What is it?” Oikawa asks with hungry eyes. He’s always been eager to work more and get better, to get closer to his goal.
“Karasuno-“
“No” Oikawa looked annoyed.
Oikawa had had a past with Karasuno. His junior Kageyama Tobio had left his squad to go there instead because they could’ve ‘offered him better learning experiences’. Don’t get him wrong now, Oikawa didn’t like Kageyama, no, he despised him. But he didn’t want him to leave because now Karasuno would know about Seijoh’s tactics, trainings and more. He hated the little punk for being such a genius, for trying to surpass him. So no way in hell was Oikawa going to help the squad that’s trying to out-shine his own.ˋˋ
“Listen Asmodeus, I know this might get personal but you know as well as I that that shouldn’t be an excuse.”
Oikawa sighed.
“Besides, I chose u specifically for this mission because I thought it might interest you.”
“Ugh, whatever. Tell me the gist” Oikawa said disinterested. Trying to be as polite as he could thinking about his annoying junior.
“Karasuno’s newbie spies Kageyama Tobio and Hinata Shoyo were sent on a fairly easy mission. They were supposed to just collect data on the street but were kidnapped on their mission.”
Oikawa let out a laugh. “Two ‘spies’ were kidnapped? Seriously?” Oikawa sighed in disappointment and amusement.
“Yes, but more importantly, they were able to send a last signal with the tracker before all connections broke off. That was the location they were at which seemed to be very close to the famous Tokyo yakuza we’ve been trac-“
“Yūdokuna Bara?!” Oikawa interrupted him.
Oikawa has a past with the Yūdokuna Bara, his reaction might’ve revealed that. When he was only 14 years old his dad got murdered by them. Back in the day his dad also worked for the corporation as a spy. Although Oikawa would only realise this years later. He felt so hopeless by his murder that even as a teenager he tried to get more information on what had happened with his father. Eventually he came into contact with another spy, who wasn’t doing a good job and has gotten their identity revealed. With this Oikawa found out he was the son to a former spy that was murdered because of the famous Tokyo gang ‘Yūdokuna Bara’. Back then they were smaller than now but they were still a great threat. Still knowing this wasn’t enough to soothe the pain in his heart. So he became a spy to not only continue his father’s legacy but to also be able to one day take revenge.
“Indeed. So this would be a win for you. Not only do you get to save your previous junior but you also get a chance to investigate at their hideout. Make sure to deliver any intel you may get from there.”
“Yes sir!!” Oikawa answered sternly.
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Oikawa was now on his way to the hideout. His plan was easy,
Step 1: get familiar with the scenery. He had to blend in, considering the hideout was somewhere along a fancy bar that wouldn’t be so hard on him. He already looked stunning and rich so that would be a piece of cake.
Step 2: Try to associate with all the important looking men around the place. Connections are important.
Step 3: At this point he should’ve found some clues on where Karasuno’s boys should be. But he should lay low just to be sure.
Step 4: Laugh in Tobio-chan’s face about how dumb he is for getting catched and don’t forget to annoy chibi-chan as wel.
Lastly step 5: return to the hideout with the mission succesful and some intel on the Yūdokuna Bara. And maybe punch a yakuza or 2-
He walked into the bar and looked around. It was quite big, looking more like a club. The windows were covered with the same foggy look that the doors at corporate had. Probably so no one uninvited would witness anything they shouldn’t. The walls were a dark rose color, almost giving it an old vibe if it wasn’t for the quite modern bar. The chairs and tables were decent, nothing special. He went to the front on took a seat on one of the bar chairs.
"What ya want mate?" The bartender asked him.
"What’d ya recommend?" He had a relaxed smile on his face.
"I’d recommend one of those bitches there. Then again you’ll be broke before you could actually order a drink if u do." He mocked him.
Oikawa scoffed. "A margarita."
The bartender went on and made his drink while Oikawa looked around some more.
‘One of these bastards knows who killed dad. And I’ll be damned if I won’t know who by the end of this mission.’
His drink got shoved towards him and he takes it smoothly. This was not going to be easy but what mission ever was.
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3 days, it had been 3 days and Oikawa has yet to find out who would led him to the Yūdokuna Bara. He sighed, getting tired of it all.
‘If I’m here anyways I might as well try to have some fun. There have been quite fine ladies coming. And there’s nothing wrong with trying to get some information out of them.’
As if called by the heavens a woman came to sit in the chair next to Oikawa. He smirked as he eyed her ordering a drink.
“And what is a fine lady like yourself doing on a night like this one?” He had asked, she giggled and Oikawa smirked.
“I’m waiting for my appointment.” She said.
“Oh my, who would dare let such a beautiful woman wait. They must be out of their mind.” She giggled again.
‘Bingo’ Oikawa thought.
“Well you know how it is, or maybe you wouldn’t. I bet guys as pretty as you would be the one letting the other wait.” She blushed a bit when she had said that.
“I could never. And definitely not when I’d know someone like you.” She got quiet for a moment her eyes analysing his. She widened them a bit but nothing out of the ordinary. Girls would always bend their backs for him, so he wasn’t too surprised by the slight giggle or gasp she’d always leave.
“You’re truly too kind sir…” She smiled softly.
“Why don’t you and I go out instead?" He made another move. She was in thought for a minute eyeing him carefully.
"You know what? Fuck it, if my date couldn’t be appreciative enough to come on time I might as well enjoy the night.” She smiled
‘And she’s mine, at least tonight.’ He thought
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Oikawa woke up with a slight headache. The girl had been foolish enough to let him sleep at her place. After all the fun from last night Oikawa could've sworn she was a stupid teenager in the body of a woman. She let him do whatever he wanted, not questioning a thing. He was so confused by it but you won't ask too many questions during sex anyways. He just made sure the girl would never forget him.
He wasted no time looking around the place. After he dressed up he walked up to the kitchen. He noticed an all too familiar symbol. It was a skull with deep red roses for eyes on a letter. Oikawa's eyes lit up. He was about to take a closer look but suddenly heard knocking. He had to think quick and planted a bug underneath the kitchen counter. He quickly found a window to escape from and made his way out.
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Oikawa was currently in his hotel listening to the bug. For the past hour nothing interesting happened. Also the person who knocked at the door was allegedly the mailman. He was a little irritated at the lack of news. But he was also happy that he was on the right path.
After a while though it seemed like the girl had some visitors. The voices appeared to get louder meaning that they got very close to the kitchen. Oikawa was happy the voices were clearer.
"So what have you been up to?" A masculine deep voice spoke.
"You know, the usual." The girl he slept with said.
"Being a slut?"
"Excuse you! I'd have you know I was busy gathering Intel!"
"While jumping on his dick or what?"
"Ugh whatever." She finaly admitted defeat.
"How can you even be sure he was safe?" The guy asked.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Unknowingly to Oikawa the man had his hands on the kitchen counter. He was a bit nervous and kept feeling around. Untill he felt a bump. He looked underneath while casually continuing his conversation with the girl.
"What are you doing?" The girl asked.
"Listen up..." the man started. "I don't know who you are or what you want with this slut but it's not very nice to eavesdrop on my conversation with her."
Oikawa's heart dropped to his stomach. Its not like he's never been found out before but so fast?
'Ofcourse they would figure out, they're the Yūdokuna Bara.' Oikawa thought.
"Now punk, if you're really that curious, why don't you meet me behind Park Hyatt Tokyo. We can figure out all your problems there."
Oikawa then heard a crunch sound before the connection was broken.
'That guy broke my bug.' Oikawa thought. ಥ_ಥ
Although he was not pleased with being find out he was only a little exited to finaly meet the enemy face to face.
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I was walking in my casual attire towards the designated spot. I wore and mask as well and my glasses to make sure I looked regular but also hiding my full face. I got closer and closer to our meeting spot and flet the nerves coming up. But before I could react I felt a sting in my neck.
'Fuck a dart-' the world around me turned black as I fainted to the ground.
....
When I woke up I was tied to a chair but it was done in such a sexual manner, if that even makes sense.
'I remember binding that one girl in New York like this. Except less rough. '
My hands and feet were tied together but not to the chair. My torso was tied to the chair and so were my thighs. Lastly I was blindfolded. So I really hope this ain't no weird human trafficking for that chick to fake the conversation just to get me here. As I was trying to get more familiar with the scents I heard footsteps.
"Well well, you're quite the spy to be able to hear me from this far. Good job." A female voice said.
I remained calm and quiet as I heard her come closer. The sound stopped and i heard her clothes and body move so I assumed she took a seat.
"Now, aren't you going to introduce yourself?" She asked in a witty manner.
"Interesting way to start an investigation." I replied.
I heard her giggle.
"Oh heavens, why would I want to investigate you? You're but a normal pedestrian aren't you?" She genuinely sounded convinced by her words as well.
'I'm going to have to watch out for her. I can't be fooled by her.'
"So if I am, why would you ever kidnap me?"
She giggled again.
"I'm not going to lie I'm just trying to ease up the atmosphere. By the way, your voice is just lovely."
I scoffed.
"Ok chica just ask me what you want, torture me a bit, I'll escape continue on with my life and blah blah blah. Just know this..
I swear I will find your boss and I will make his life a living hell. "
My voice dropped some notes at the latter part of what I said.
"My boss? You mean my guardians? You think you can have my father punish me for this? 'Cus I was a bad girl?" She said in a mocking voice, matching that of a toddler.
I knew I couldn't lose my cool so I just talked through my teeth.
"No, I mean that despicable, discusting, disgraceful, eyesore that's known as Yūdokuna Bara's boss."
She gasped. I was on alert.
"How dare you! I'm an admirable, charming, graceful beauty! How inappropriate to insult someone on your first meeting! I understand why Veronica found you a brute. Or did she mean solely in bed..?"
'Wait this chick is the boss... it can't be! The boss is supposed to be a middle aged man by now. Unless our Intel was wrong? It can't be. Did he get killed before I got my hands on him.' I was full of questions with so less answers.
Someone then knocked on the door.
"Ma'am, may I come in?"
That voice...it was the girl I banged!
"Sweetheart you know I'm busy right now."
Then another voice interupted. Sounding tired and taking heavy breaths.
"Sorry mistress, she outran me and fooled the others. I assure you it won't be happening again on my watch." The deeper voice said.
The man seemed to struggle taking the girl away untill he did. And it was quiet again. I could hear a thump and then footsteps closer and closer. Finaly my blindfold was carefully lifted of my face and I was eye to eye with the person that was allegedly the boss. She kept on staring in my eyes with an unfazed expression, smiling softly. She held my chin in her hand and quickly pecked my lips.
"Heh?!" I freaked out. Lots of things have happened on this job but this is for sure a first.
"Gosh you smell even better close up. So beautiful, so perfect. Asmodeus,no, please will you tell me your real name?"
I scoffed.
"Get your shit together lady. Not only am I not interested in you but I also despise you and everything your ridiculous yakuza stands for!" I said fuming with anger.
"Is that so? Oh! I have a fun idea! Why don't we have a fight against eachother? The winner gets whatever they want.
What'd ya think?
Believe me I have enough money and power to satisfy any needs you may have."
This almost sounds too good to be true I get to beat up the person I've hated for so long. And on top of that I get whatever I want afterwards.
"Where's the catch?" I asked
She squeled. And sat down on my lap.
"The catch is that the only thing I want is for you to be my plaything." She says as she caresses my cheeks.
"What the fuck? Go fuck with someone else! I ain't playing your stupid games. Besides what are the chances you're going to lie? Who knows if I'll be stuck here forever? Also if you wanna fuck go get someone else. You've got all the money and power there is, don't ya??"
"Yes I do. But I want you and only you." She stood up and walked behind me. She put her arms around my shoulders and lowered her head ontop of mine.
"I've actually known you for quite some time. Only you didn't realise it." She whispers in my ear.
She then walks back to her desk and sits on it. She crosses her legs and looks down at me.
"We've actually met already when I used my alias 'Rose Tonischc'. Remember? 1 year ago, the love hotel in Tailand?" She smirks at me as she's talking.
"There's no way... Rose was taller!" I exclaim.
"Babe you were too drunk to notice I was wearing playforms. Then again I did undergo special makeup services to be unrecognisable for my safety." She giggles.
"Ok but even if you were! We didn't even fuck at the end. There's no reason for you to want me in a way you don't know me. Especially doing all this work for what? The mere chance you'll enjoy it?"
I sigh. And she starts laughing quietly.
"Darling. I think you've misinterpreted something. I don't want you based on the most stupid reason of chance or luck. I want you because you have been the most agonising yet intriguing man I have ever met in my life."
She stands up and slowely walks towards me.
"You were able to hold small talk with me even though I didn't know you, so I pegged you to just be a social butterfly. Simple but cute. But you were so much more."
She took place on my lap once again.
"After so many days of talking with you and getting to know you. After you spilling that bit of your heart out to me. And with that extra research I did After you had left me for your 'job'. I finaly realised, I never emotionally connected with someone as I did with you.
Your mounth may tell me that you love your work and can't wait to finish me off. But those eyes are hiding the pain of your dead father still."
"Don't speak of him! You have no right! Especially after killing him." I glared at her.
"Oh sweety, I have never killed anyone." She claimed.
I was about to go ballistic.
"What is that supposed to mean?! You're very annoying you know! Just get to the point of things already!" I screamed in frustration. My eyes, watery and my mounth felt dry.
"Oh hush!" She said as she pushed my face in her neck.
"If you want me to tell you everything you'll have to fight me on it. Then I'll give you anything you want if you win." She pushed me away and went to stand infront of me.
"Anything. Even those shitty spies that totally fell into my trap. I'd be glad to lose them actually. The guards are getting cracked up by their questions and it's hurting the business."
I rolled my eyes and kept them on the ground.
"Ofcourse I can give you a therapist as well if you'd like. You might wanna check those daddy issues and that inferior/superiority complex."
I was so ready to cry angry tears. Or to just scream at this witch! But not infront of her. Not with this lady. The woman I thought I could trust. She turned out to be Satan himself in disguise. A true wolf in sheep's clothing.
I sighed again.
"When would the fight take place? And can we use weapons." I asked in frustration.
She squealed again.
"Whenever you want with whatever you desire. Only the best for my darling." She said in a low voice.
"Alright. Tomorrow evening at 11pm and I want a SIG Sauer P226... dark grey. If you can handle that." I said in spite and also to anoy her.
"Anything for you. Now may I get a kiss kiss for all my hard work?" She made an exaggerated pouty face. Then she grinned.
"No. Get lost." I said.
She sighed. "Well you'll have to obey me if I win anyways. So I suppose its fine." She then blew me a kiss and walked towards the door.
"Hey wait a minute! You aren't going to leave me here, are you?" I asked.
"No sweetcheeks, ofcourse not. Someone else will come and move you to your room for tonight. Make sure to get enough sleep for tomorrow."
She stopped before closing and whispered a last: "I have always dreamt of fighting your strongest form.
Love you."
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And so she closed the door leaving me in darkness. Both litterly and figuratively. I can't think straight anymore, I shouldn't have let her talk. She ruined my entire ideology.
My morals, my values all thrown out the window just to have this woman to me. For me to torture and to get all the questions out of her.
I can't lie. She was attractive, if there's one thing I like about her It's her chill nature. But that's also what I hate most, being her enemy.
I'll get to her. I swear to the agency, to my team and to my father.
I swear that you will regret everything you've done. And by the end of this story it'll be me with ur head in my hands. Your thread to command. Your life all going as I plan.
....Me.
....Your man.....
Never.
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