[greeniery]

“you’re so sensitive” i was born with a poet’s soul. bitch

[uncahier]

Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

[sweetoothgirl]

Rich Chocolate Ice Cream

[salticid]

[rouxlz-kaard]

[femalegifsource]

MY OH MY Kylie Minogue, Bebe Rexha and Tove Lo

[godtrauma]

young laurence fishburne

[vioyume]

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Various audio snippets of my childhood that I've collected.

Edit: For all the people who said I needed to add other audios snippets.

[lunar-pantheon]

i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried

[lunar-pantheon]

artistic rendition

i fucking wish i had a way to prove this but a) passing around nudes is wrong even when its a 40 year old nudist shark freak and b) he unsent the messages bc my silence made him nervous ig. wish he was instead nervous about sharks around his panenis but im not his dad

[lunar-pantheon]

btw another pic in the set he sent me was essentially the same photo but the shark was a fishing spear and his penis was erect this time. do you think he meant it as a metaphor thats kind of poignant symbolism

he looked almost regal in a florida man way

[lunar-pantheon]

actually fuck do you guys think i ghosted Poseidon on grindr be honest its hurricane season and im on the gulf i mean did you SEE what that guy did to odysseus

[memeuplift]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I’m fucking screaming they didn’t even know what to do so they just stared at me also someone is dead on the couch

[malanoite]

Bitch if this ain’t me

[virgospice]

“Bitch I’m drinking green tea and popping off crispy”

[seainthestars]

Oh hey, that's neat.

Moon references an-

HAPPY PRIDE FROM MESSMER THE IMPALER I GUESS 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[utopians]

Standing in the pasta aisle eyes closed trying to picture the mouthfeel of different pasta shapes with perfect clarity in the theater of my mind

[bisexualwario]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

[butch-of-the-blades]

sorry, i had to.

[rylandsgrace]

CHAPPELL ROAN

Photographed by Hector Clark for Paper Magazine (June 2024)

[saiasus]

#daytime

[rupaulsays]

It’s pitch black.

[saiasus]

sistern, miss Stacy is #daytiming at night

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[dailyflicks]

SUCKER PUNCH (2011) dir. Zack Snyder