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[sixpenceee]

Meteors, UFOs, or Satellites | source

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I went to a library. The person at the front desk was unusually tall and thin like the guy from Little Nightmares 2. I asked them where I can find the books on anatomy. They stopped typing on a type-writer, lowered their glasses to look me over and then said, “God gave you two eyeballs. You can’t see your own, but you sure can see everybody else’s.”

[sup3rnatural-4-life]

I love the vibes of this

So perfectly odd and disturbing

[1st-1]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A small boy chased me with a knife through an indoor market because I wouldn't buy his dad's subpar garlic. Luckily I escaped (after hiding in an abandoned room for several hours) and then a beautiful blonde asked me to eat her out.

[just--space]

The Lively Center of the Lagoon Nebula : The center of the Lagoon Nebula is a whirlwind of spectacular star formation. Visible near the image center, at least two long funnel-shaped clouds, each roughly half a light-year long, have been formed by extreme stellar winds and intense energetic starlight. A tremendously bright nearby star, Herschel 36, lights the area. Vast walls of dust hide and redden other hot young stars. As energy from these stars pours into the cool dust and gas, large temperature differences in adjoining regions can be created generating shearing winds which may cause the funnels. This picture, spanning about 10 light years, combines images taken in six colors by the orbiting Hubble Space Telescope. The Lagoon Nebula, also known as M8, lies about 5000 light years distant toward the constellation of the Archer (Sagittarius). via NASA

[footloosellama]

Tikal, Guatemala

[rebel-6301]

oh my fucking god @one-time-i-dreamt look at this shit

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I'm speechless

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[crazy-brazilian]

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

this is still probably my favorite interaction i’ve had on youtube

[hydro-homies]

you heard the man

[joannofsnark]

you solved my wet riddle ‼️

[bnq]

[funnytwittertweets]

[dnicriteria]

there r so many emojis i always stumble across something like 🗜 and i think who the HELL would ever use this emoji. and then i think abt some guy who probably works w those things all the time n hes so happy he can use this emoji. and im happy for him

[respect-snails]

My dad has started using them regularly in conversations to make the underrepresented emojis feel included, which is very cute in theory, but it means I get texts like:

Anyways this is the only correct way to use emojis have a very 🪔 day

[jatersade]

reminds me of this interaction I had with my parents

they were in the same room and apparently when they got my explanation text my dad threw his phone down and said “how the FUCK does she expect me to know that”

[memewhore]

[striders]

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