judging by fan fictions, the only jobs in the world are being a teacher, lawyer, waiter, or working at a coffee shop
and man do the people with those jobs have a lot of sex
Based on AO3′s AU - Career tag, these are the top 20 areas of employment in the fanfic universe:
Coffeeshop Owners and Employees (about 1/3 of the population)
Teachers
Police and Federal Agents
Office Workers - Generic
Doctors and Nurses
Florists
Bakers
Private Investigators
Models, Fashion Designers and Photographers
Bartenders
Restaurant Owners and Waitstaff
Bookstore Employees
Artists
Lawyers
Firefighters
Authors and Editors
Grocery Store Employees
Pizza Delivery Drivers
Chefs
Journalists













