bitch month

now i'm just one singular piece of trash

[yhonkyhonk]

love that winter sport is legally gay

[memewhore]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ROMANTIC MERCENARY: I'll kill anyone... for the right woman

KINDHEARTED BANDIT: cough up yer coin! if you've any to spare that is. I know times are tough. I'm here for you

GNOMISH NEW YORKER: oh my god they hit the twin mushrooms. oh my god its gnine gneleven

[beardedmrbean]

Nothing like a trip to the uncanny valley to boost your mood

[thefloatingstone]

[woolandflax]

Let’s make a floor plan for a house! How much space should we dedicate to each room? Vote to make a room larger.

Master bedroom

2nd bedroom

Guest bedroom

Bathroom 1

Bathroom 2

Kitchen

Dining room

Living room

Laundry room

Voting ended onJun 3, 2023

[woolandflax]

Our beautiful home

[reve-nant-deactivated20251231]

after a long day of doing laundry for the entire neighborhood, i walk into my kitchen and cook an amazing gourmet feast, which i then eat entirely while crouched in the corner set aside for dining. afterwards, i tuck my son into solitary confinement before making the long trek down the master bedroom hallway to bed, where i settle in with my wife who just finished bathing in our second bathroom's indoor swimming pool

[vividplanet]

Hand study gao hang 5x6 feet Acrylic on raw canvas 2023

[catgirl-kaiju]

this one of those pieces where I look at it and think “oh that’s funny, i’ll reblog,” and then look at the art medium and lose my mind

[ampervadasz]

[thatoneemobooknerd]

Perfect

[kraetys]

Sound ON

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Unrestrained summer fun

[suchisthelifeofasexygirlonline5]

Am I having a stroke?

[1995lahaine]

no bc this video has me in TEARS it looks like a sketch or a bit or a fucking tiktok but no that woman is legitimately fighting for her life while this bitch records some socmed segment for a ski resort

[kiiingsnake]

snakes are reversed vampires

they get energy from lying in the sun, they inject shitty blood IN with their fangs, and they have no hands

????? vampires have hands?????????

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

yeah??

[kiiingsnake]

ayo what the FUCK 

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

why wouldn't they??

[kiiingsnake]

hey guys you’re allowed to call me the stupidest motherfucker on the earth but i unironcially thought vampire meant the same thing as vespa. i straight up believed that shit for the five seconds i took to comprehend this ask. what the fuck

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

THE FUCKING MOPED???

[kiiingsnake]

THE FUCKING MOPED

[that-house]

I’M SORRY YOU WHAT

[camellianswer]

vampires: exist

op:

[that-house]

VAMPIRES EXIST?!?!?!?!?!?

[kiiingsnake]

great job with my post guys. hit the showers

[thequeervampiric]

isn’t a vespa a kind of snake

[quicksilverdaisyday]

A VIPER?????

[jaubaius]

Your life ain’t over yet. Never say never…💃🕺🎶🎵

[onsighthoe]

This is such a vibe

[kaijuno]

[hellboundhorrormovielover]

my experience of no way home was alternating between these two emotions

[lavagoth]

Visit Original Link

[tinybed]

[tinybed]

i started playing this in my room and across the hall i hear my roommate go “….ugh ……whatever”

[evilthotiana]

[femgirlfriend-moved]

[dalniente]

[kyoshi]

actually I was curious so I looked further into it and he's not okay and he's gone now

[keybladebanditjing]

???? He's fine. He even uploaded another video explaining this one. bob.reese on tiktok

[kyoshi]

he's not fine he's gone

[monamoni]

His face when he snap it ...

[pornapetit]

Mood at work.

[delphinidin4]