Spontaneous Combustion

i held batman zero year once..

[drizzledrawings]

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

[gayvampyr]

this weather is perfect for bleeding out quietly beneath a tree while staring at the branches above you

[evilscientist3]

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks

[abundantchewtoys]

[ferromagnetico]

what would you do

Link to the original video:

[spiralstaircased]

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

[escuerzoresucitado]

[biggass-pancake]

no no, i get it. i can see why you're confused- I want the CANON to be completely platonic, fucked-up exploration of intimacy that transcends human sexuality but never includes human sexuality.

I want to be the pervert that makes them fuck.

[cognitohazardous]

well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes

[maykitz]

okay but why is he even called mr beast

[red-mercer]

He's the Antichrist

[maykitz]

[oldmanpusspuss]

It's dumb as hell that tumblr won't let you reblog posts from deactivated blogs that had you blocked. Like. Clearly I'm the superior blog here I'm the survivor I should be able to pillage and plunder whatever I like from them

[kaziusklasterzoroaster]

You people are bullies

[oldmanpusspuss]

are you mad at me

[kaziusklasterzoroaster]

You’re literally asking “why won’t the designers of this app let me continue taunting someone who wanted me to leave them alone, past the point where me and my friends hounded them away from interacting with other people?”. 

Do you think that a good person would ask that question? 

[oldmanpusspuss]

so you are mad at me? :(

[oldmanpusspuss]

They don't know op just wants to reblog funny spn shitposts from deactivated deangirl blogs who blocked her for saying dean winchester has erectile dysfunction and has sex with cars 😕😔

[6qubed]

and now knowing that, I am certain that the only reason you should be around a keyboard is if one was being used on you as a bludgeoning instrument

[oldmanpusspuss]

are you mad at me too :(

[kittykatchao]

did they ask for your nsfw headcannons?

[oldmanpusspuss]

everybody wants to know my NSFW headcanons

[kittykatchao]

See,this right here is the problem. You assume that they just do. But I am included in everybody,and am not in the mood for nsfw headcannons.

[oldmanpusspuss]

are you mad at me

[andrevascreencaps]

[obscurevideogames]

Harvester (DigiFX Interactive - PC - 1996) 

[cardboard-cut0ut]

[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]

[santapau]

What's funny is that all of these are actual body language reading tips I found on google.

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[c-rowlesdraws]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but John Carpenter’s beloved seasonally-appropriate masterpiece The Thing is on YouTube right now for free (with ads)!! 🔥 ❄️ 🐕

may your holidays be merry and bright!

[sandmandaddy69]

[rubysapphrald]

parallax is obviously at his core a very traumatized man suffering from extreme grief-induced psychosis and it’s kind of uncomfortable and awful to witness but aside from all that it’s pretty great seeing green lantern be cunty and evil in his whore boots

[rubysapphrald]

kyle: i’m not giving you your ring back you crazy old man and you can’t do anything to make me

hal: