I don't care but also kinda do.

Ynk/Yinkie | 1997 | lowkey weeb a personal blog, just to reblog shitposts and cool art.

[yinkiedinkie]

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[vwvvar]

a failed jump

[wordfather]

[pukicho]

Puki i had a dream where you died and everyone on the planet was at your funeral except Michelle Obama

She never did like how close I was to her husband. she resented me for it.

[blackwatersinkingship]

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

[blackwatersinkingship]

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

[god-sent-gender-bent]

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

[blackwatersinkingship]

Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰

[hollyevolving]

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

[anthraxofeffervescence]

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

[anthraxofeffervescence]

Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpa’s address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks

[bloodyraven1001]

There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.

[ariaste]

And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona

[horizon-penblade]

We can't use aircraft because the fbi has access to all the flight data how many times do we need to go over this

[thesecretuncle]

Nobody has mentioned that it’s still in fact coated in evil LSD (like the kind Nic Cage takes in Mandy) and it’s starting to Affect you

[stinkybrowndogs]

Check out this dog guys

[mylittleplaylist]

Applejack (Special Release) // Fallen, Evanescence

[jncos]

[ivy-michaels]

manipulate your genitals

[hemipenal-system]

[porunareff]

Yukako by comic artist Peach Momoko for JOJO magazine 2024 WINTER

[gyodragon]

The train ride from Rome to Naples after Diavolo's defeat. Shell shock meets adrenaline crash. I don't know if that's even a cope-tremble. I think Giorno might just actually be falling ill :(

[chikuwathecat]

Delicious

うまい。

[mevil]

[donnatartlet]

[1rose2auto3wreckin4]

[thesecretuncle]

I don’t need an AI agent, I need this set up

[toskarin]

bumped into a miscellaneous bloke on accident and he apologised but the poor cunt was 210cm (give or take) tall and I had some sort of malfunction and instead of sorry I apologetically said "tall man"

[toskarin]

he looked so confused and I hadn't even registered what I'd said wrong, so I was just looking at him with the blank, telltale stare of someone waiting for a response and then when it became apparent the conversation was over (had not occurred) I walked away like a stupid gnome