twisted wonderland characters as things i've heard in the locker room... pt.4
(didn't think i'd do one of these again?? but its in memorial for "vil" who's on a break bc of what "ace" and "floyd" did💔)
("yuu" is what i responded)
deuce: you never know man, some guys get off from being fingered by other guys
jack: are you speaking from experience?
floyd: trust me everybody in this school knows that i'm the shit and they about to smell it!
yuu: im pretty sure they always smell it.
floyd: whoa is yuu actually matching my freak today??.... wait a second.
ace: yo i just found out that eggs work just as good as any lubricant!
jamil: not only are you late to practice, but that is the first thing you say.
kalim: you know yuu, i find it relaxing when you call my house number in the middle of the night at precisely 02.34am just to rant about your girl friends
yuu: ...i dont do that though
kalim: then who's been calling me at 02.34am every night just to rant about her girl friends?!
(spoiler alert, it was one of the cheerleaders)
floyd: dude its only been a few hours and i havent rubbed one out yet... im afraid that its gonna effect my kicking
yuu: just how comfortable are you guys with eachother..?
deuce: it's not a gay thing
jack: there is no way two guys hooking up is not a gay thing!
ruggie: now that we're bros, does that mean i'm half-black?
floyd: whoaa get this guy a strap-on and yuu!
yuu: get the hell away from me.
jamil: BOOMSHAKALALA YES GOD!!
yuu: never seen those two actually express emotion.
jade: you cannot be talking
floyd: everytime i sink my humongous dick into this pocket pussy, i remember my mom
jamil: i'm sorry you WHAT
floyd: yeah? she gifted me this pocket pussy when i was a wee lil boy, im still grateful
lilia: gee i thought you were about to catch a case
leona: doesn't he already have cases of trespassing, drug dealing and almost running someone over?
yuu: so anyone want red velvet cake? i got nervous yesterday and baked too much.
epel: got nervous? so you baked?
yuu: what? i have habits, i'm human unlike you dogs.
jade: floyd, i'm pretty sure coach said to spit on the ball, not shit
floyd: he did? oh crap, sorry!
jamil: he shit on the... oh my god OH LORD IS THAT WHY IT WAS STICKY THE WHOLE DAY?? WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US EARLIER
kalim: hey i think that cheerleaders waving at me!
deuce: dude, look behind you.
yuu: hey ladies🔥🙏🏽😝😝 (with rizz)
(jokes aside, im quite popular with the ladies and dont know why)
jack: okay who the HELL whacked off in the bathroom and didn't clean up?
epel: i flushed it down the toilet
malleus: im not gonna lie, i've been feeling as if im not apart of the team
yuu: welcome to my world, dude.
malleus: ? why do you feel that way, yuu?
yuu: i dont have a penis.
silver: oh yeah, hasn't yuu been courting this one guy from our class?
ace: no way? i thought she was lesbian
yuu: i'm sitting right here, you know.
