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I have never in my life had a kitten react this negatively to swaddling. Fully feral 8 week olds tolerate it better than this 10 day old kitten. Warning: he is LOUD and sounds like he's being tortured.

You can imagine how much fun tube feeding him is right now....

This is the same baby that was growling at me so it appears to be a native personality thing. He's going to be a delightful adult cat at the vet.... Maybe I should change his name to "eternal gabapentin"

the2headedcalf-archive

You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

oh…………………………………

urlocalchangeling

Accident Report in the Tall, Tall Weeds - Ada Limón

generic-dumb-bitch

tundrakatiebean

dorothygale

gingernutsenthusiast

@filmnoirsbian

reggiemess

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

markets

pinterest bitches are so cunty for absolutely ZERO reason😭

markets

WAS THAT LAST BIT ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.

markets

carnival-phantasm

Is it really that hard to grasp that literally every single person has, at some point, had thoughts or actions influenced by prejudice? That everyone in the world has done something morally wrong in the past? I'm just so tired of seeing people reviewing someone's entire past to find out a reason to publicly announce they are bigots over shit like "he said a slur back in 1985 when he was 14 and never apologized..."

Don't take this post as some sort of "the past is the past, it doesn't matter :))" bullshit, there are people who did absolutely irredeemable shit in the past and even now should be ostracized, but you need some common sense when making that judgement.

carnival-phantasm

Also, a consistent improvement in behavior and actions is - and will always be - more important than a public apology.

pochowek

mrspider-deactivated20221213

okay kinnie bitches you better start actin up again because you have got some competition

thebootydiaries

I bring you home for the first time. You see this

the-last-pizzabender

I jump out of the window. Is it the ground floor? Is it the penthouse on a skyscraper? I don’t care, I already jumped.

thebootydiaries

I run to the window and look down at your lifeless corpse. A tear rolls down my cheek as I whisper, “what would we be doing if I were down there with you right now aha”