doctors fear me

my tummy aches

[thesilverliningz]

on all levels except physical i'm crawling into your bed at the end of a long day as you lay your head on my chest and i run my fingers through your hair. i hope you feel that comfort from here.

[amroyounes]

I have been to two parties where my skills in lifting wine and spilled berries off of white furniture and white carpets has made me a hero.  Unfortunately I don’t think its the manliest thing to demonstrate so I left home alone.  Oh well.

[digitaldiscipline]

Being handy and useful failed to be appreciated. You can do better.

(and the dryer sheet trick is legit, coming from a household with more than a dozen cats; i need to try the ceiling fan thing)

[jamjoob]

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm currently testing the limits of my antidepressants by rewatching Breaking Bad

[i-am-a-fish]

unrelated can someone please reply with an image of a dog or something and also please tell me that Jesse Pinkman is going to be okay? no rush but I'd like this as soon as possible please

[honeyedheartss]

ok so I definitely misread your post but by the time I realized the image was made

[incilerden]

[soup-mother]

maybe men wouldn't be so lonely if they were capable of seeing women as human beings.... just a thought

[sacred-portal]

[kidhoof]

[i-am-a-fish]

men should grunt and moan more

[glassanomaly]

fish what is this

[i-am-a-fish]

it's called manifesting

[trailerheaven]

black fawn filet crochet - mine do not repost

୨†୧ will be available for purchase on my shop once it’s launched

[pukicho]

What the hell!!! Where am I

[pukicho]

Turns out i was in my house <3 I'm okay

[milflaszlo]

— EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE’s (Oscar-nominated) screenplay

[pauljpeg]

Spaghetti bolognese with no parmesan is like getting head without your balls played with

[pauljpeg]

Using a different simile would be like getting head without your balls played with

[godshideouscreation]

[phantomrose96]

i'm sure people have sent you the answer 293 times already too but just in case, the water texture is a default photo filter on the tumblr photo editor!

WE HAVE A PHOTO EDITOR?

[phantomrose96]

Woagh

[torn-by-dreams]

Not one person knows how tumblr works.

[ninjysworld]

[bajuuuu]

WE DO INDEED!!! :D

[pirateshauntedbydadjokes]

This is so beautiful to me

[bajuuuu]

WAIT! I can make it worse!!

[pirateshauntedbydadjokes]

I can make it more worser!

[bajuuuu]

[dashaibo]

[loish]

She is brightness, she is luminance. She will hypnotize you and drag you into her world. Her name...

... is Light Mode. 

This drawing turned out a little more serious than I had originally intended. I get so many comments about using light mode for my computer and phone that it became the inspiration for some new artwork!

[kociamieta]

an angel that’s an animal