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[yooniemints]

Jin: Don't worry, I have a permit.

Yoongi: This just says "I can do whatever I want."

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Yoongi: I want somebody to take me out.

Namjoon: On a date or with a gun?

Yoongi: Surprise me.

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Jimin: bitch. i may be small but i am thick as fuck

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Ghost investigator: who are you?

Namjoon, sobbing: I DONT FUCKING KNOW

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Jimin: Yoongi-hyung, can you help me with the zipper?

Yoongi: Sure

Jimin:

Jimin: Up, not down-

Yoongi:

Yoongi: Shit.

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Jimin: that butterfly was beautiful

Jin: I can confirm that, I was the butterfly

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*BTS in American interview*

Namjoon: *laughs, continues talking*

Rest of BTS, thinking: I haven't a clue what's going on here, but I'll act like I do.

[yooniemints]

*texting*

Yoongi: jimin, what does ily mean?

Jimin: i love you !

Yoongi: huh?

Yoongi: you do? .///.

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Namjoon: the view is so beautiful

Seokjin: you know who's more beautiful?

Namjoon: *blushes* who?

Seokjin: me, bitch

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Yoongi but with a tattoo 👀

Credit me if reposting

[yooniemints]

changed my username from pojiga to yooniemints ! for anyone to not be confused

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Jimin edit i made. Would this be considered a punk edit? Idk 😂

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Yoongi: I don't have a favorite in the group

Yoongi: I love jimins and non-jimins all equally.

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Namjoon: Do not fear death. Fear the state in which you will die.

Hoseok, in a horrified whisper: Texas.

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Jimin: hey what time is it?

Taehyung: idk pass me the saxophone and i'll find out

Taehyung: *blows saxophone loudly*

Yoongi: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2 AM

Taehyung: it's 2 am.

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Yoongi: it's really frustrating

Jimin: what is?

Yoongi: watching hoseok openly flirt with namjoon and namjoon not realizing it

Jimin, wearing a "date me yoongi" shirt: haha yeah, he's so obvious

[glozzybby]

Yoongi: Before calling me… ask yourself… is this textable?

[yooniemints]

me 😂