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[chubbiichii]

star fragment beach

[deactivated-blog]

okay so obviously i’m not ready to shut up yet so here’s some sloppy bruabba content because they bring me an unimaginable amount of comfort.  

[julieterbang]

_ri9.21

[heartsnmagic]

[kelgrid]

Knightober 23: The Flower Knight

[ocean-wav]

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

[calamitouserebus]

“Surrounded by friends”

[gardenoffish]

Ceasers as he’s getting stabbed and remembers:

[kwanisms]

@uwu-yifan i fucking snorted

[citruslucy]

my piece for @petaldancezine 🌱

[fishysnail]

Sasgey

[yaninus-de-venoix]

have a couple medieval dance tunes, feat. my hammered dulcimer and me in my pajamas since I have no reason to leave the house

[afloweroutofstone]

Catch me and the bard going HAM to these at ye olde inn

[theartofanimation]

Xi Zhang  -  http://atara.lofter.com  -  https://www.instagram.com/zhangxii_art  -  https://www.weibo.com/zhangxii?is_hot=1

[lunacyiero]

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

[astudyingreer]

my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?!

Me in a beret, taking a long draft from a cigarette and leaning back in my director’s chair: once again, from the top, this time with feeling

[beaubete]

Oh no, that emotionally devastating scene would have been so much more impactful if it had happened earlier.  Better go back to the same kernel of daydream I’ve been basing every daydream of the last three weeks on and do it right this time.  If I’m not swallowing back tears at Starbucks, I’m gonna have to figure out another way to emotionally gut myself.

[mareebird]

I feel so called out

[helvonasche]

But then when you get it right..

[stevenswetdream]

me for the past 7 years

[bizarre-transmission-deactivate]

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

Speaking of James Potter why did they make him look like that

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

Cause they’re building up to this this Ultimate dude who plays sports is popular loves pranks basically your Chad ™ but you look at the movies and he’s like

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

Listen all I’m saying is dude on the left is getting bullied by the dude on the right and I have questions

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

Snape: You look just like your father

Harry: You take that back right now I-

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

Oh how could I forget Lucius Malfoy

[the-witches-son]

Young Lucius Malfoy kinda looks like

[cokeworthprince]

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

Fanon:

Canon:

[yoonguurt]

@kwanisms this thread omg

[kwanisms]

Lmao this just in: James Potter is a total Chad, an ugly one at that

[tzimisceghoul-deactivated202602]

[samefeels-deactivated20150717]

you skate AND you die

[incessantlyphlegmatic]

My cousin Throckmorton the skateboarder could shred that

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[presbyteriansideblog]

[xubbs]

I could be wrong but what’s interesting to me personally is that Elijah wasnt just mad, he was scared for his life cuz there was a queen who wanted him dead so Elijah ran and told God he wanted to die because he was in such anguish

But God is so good and He always knows what we need!

[archer-bro]

Notice too that he didn’t even give Elijah some encouraging words to comfort him.  He just told him to eat.  Sometimes just being there and making sure someone gets through their anguish is enough.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

AND THUS SPOKE THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE

“Why don’t you have a some food and maybe you’ll feel better.“

[goatyellsateverything]

And God said, “Have a Snickers.”

[xphilosoraptorx]

And Elijah inquired of the Lord, asking “Why?” and the Lord replied, “Because thou doth lament greatly when thou art hungry”.

Thus Elijah took and he ate of the confection, finding it to be exceedingly satisfying.

The Lord then asked, “Art thou better?”, and Elijah replied, “Indeed Lord, I am better”. Then the Lord further advised Elijah, saying unto him, “Thou art not thineself when thou art hungry”.

[sighinastorm]

quality religious jokes, people

[punnyplants]

How to make succulent babies!

Step 1: Pick leaves Gently twist the leaf near the base, it should snap off the plant cleanly. Good cuttings will be slightly rounded at the ends, and have no ‘open’ wound:

Bad cuttings will not grow, you need to make sure the whole leaf comes off in one go. Bad leaves are jagged, torn, or cut:

Step 2: Lay all cuttings inside on a piece of cloth. I usually put a piece of old scrap material down on my desk and lie all the leaves out in rows. I try not to pile up the leaves, as this tends to promote rot. Do not water at all. AKA no misting the leaves, no watering the leaves, nothing. Everything the baby succulent needs to grow is stored in the mother leaf, watering may rot the leaf before the new plant is big enough to survive on its own! Make sure the leaves aren’t in direct sun, as they will wither before they form new plants. Filtered light from a window is strong enough!

Step 3: Waiting After about 4 weeks you will start to see the first signs of life. The leaf may send out roots first, it may start to grow with no roots. Both are okay! 

Step 4: Planting (Start watering once a week at this stage) After 6-8 weeks the baby succulents will be big enough to plant outside! I do this by placing the leaves on top of loose, sandy soil that has not been compacted. I do not bother burying the leaves, as it tends to do more harm than good (you may snap roots/damage new shoots in the process):

I place all the plants together, they don’t really seem to mind! These is how they look after about 10 weeks:

When the plants are big enough, the mother leaf will shrivel up and start to die off:

TADA! You’ve created baby succulents :)

[shadesofmauve]

I’m sorry, this is a very beautifully illustrated, informative plant post, but every time I read “Make succulent babies” I put the emphasis on the wrong part of the phrase and expect something.. very… different.

[enchantingostara]

For any gardening witches out there!

[jessepinwheel]

@buttouchington