Yornaeme

Haihaiaiaiai!!! Un art/spammy blog - @hyperpoppedpuss

[daisy-spritemode-blog]

gamtav playing cs2. and they both have butch lesbian and transfem pins

Note about that computer, I looked up "pc" and saw that and went "that is the gaudiest piece of shit ever I need it" and now it's here

[badndngirl]

just write a shitty poem, what do you have to lose

[badndngirl]

To everyone reblogging this and saying something like “my dignity,” may I submit this very good and accurate tweet

[speciesbarocus]

Roman mosaic floor discovered under a vineyard in Negrar di Valpolicella, Veneto.

[birdsquirrel]

#something about this really gets to me #how if you get enough dirt on your floor it just becomes the ground #and eventually someone is trying to farm in your living room

[justanotherhornycatgirl]

fun fact! you leave dirt on the floor long enough and it creates a hill

theyre called tells in archaeology

what happens when you haven’t vacuumed since the neolithic

[the-haiku-bot]

fun fact! you leave dirt

on the floor long enough and

it creates a hill

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[goldensunset]

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

[yornaeme]

Thought yall desevered this as well

[yornaeme]

Bro homestuck is down tf

[yornaeme]

[cungadero]

tom animal crossing nook made you work for like 3 minutes and you spit on him like this god damn

[squngious]

he forces you into debt

[cungadero]

that you literally never ever have to pay off unless you want him to build you a bigger house you floppy shoes rainbow wig ringling brothers ass bitch

[schmuddel]

Defending Tom Nook’s debt-based economy is going too far

[cungadero]

you pay it off by selling him fucking bugs and rocks go make me a balloon animal bozo

[guru--guru]

#debt-based economy #bro have u like noticed thats literally the world we live in??#honestly i WISH i had a tom nook in my life are you kidding me????#no rush to make payments just pay when you can if you intend on getting an upgrade#no INTEREST i CANNOT emphasize that enough #great reliable quality of work#always polite when speaking to me???#probably genuinely concerned with my well being????#and yall are disrespecting him like this!? #i think the fuck NOT

[duwang-but-in-new-england]

The best possible landlord is still a landlord, and stands at the top of a steep incline

[witch-apologist]

He gives you a house for free that you never have to pay back for. He’s not a fucking landlord he’s a real estate agent you dimwitted radioactive mushroom. You’re never gonna get “evicted” you have complete sovereignty over your land, can place anything and everything you can fit in the space, put up whatever decorations paint jobs and wallpapers you want. The only downside is if you want to make a large purchase from HIS STORE you gotta pay off the last large purchase (you can still buy mailboxes and fences and nice cobblestone paths)His entire backstory is that he got his heart broken by capitalism and decided to move to a small town and give people affordable housing and affordable upgrades to said housing.

And the house? The money you don’t even have to pay unless you want HIM to expand your house for you?

18,400 bells

For reference a single apple sells for 100 bells

Which means you pay for a house (really you are paying for the upgrade) for the same price as 15 dozen apples.

You are literally buying a house for the same price as 15. Dozen. Apples

Let’s put that in perspective to say. America. A honeycrisp apple at Kroger costs 1.70 each on average meaning a dozen costs around 20 dollars. Meaning the price of a house in Tom Nooks store (that once again you never even have to pay back) is equivalent to a whopping 306 dollars.

That’s it. To pay off a house and let you get renovations you have to pay less than a single months rent at any apartment.

Go throw a pie in someone’s face since you want to be a clown.

[switchnx]

That last line goes so hard.

I immediately had to go put it in Objection Maker.

[sloppjockey]

[amerlcanteenager]

[yornaeme]

I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVER HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVER HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVER HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVER HER I LOVE HER

[stimpry]

eridan as jason dean from heathers

[wolfertinger666]

skinny supermodel toriel art is scary

[wolfertinger666]

she is fat and has love handles and tummy creases and wrinkles and saggy boobs like she deserves

[yornaeme]

NO SKINNY TORIEL ON MY WATCH

[ithelpstodream]

[myrosecolouredgirl]

Si la migra aparecen en su puerta

no abras la puerta. Estate calmado. Usted tiene derechos.

Si piden entrar, pregunten si tienen una orden firmada por un juez.

Si dicen que lo tienen, piden verlo.

Una orden de administración de ICE (formulario 1-200, 1-205) no les permite entrar a su hogar sin su consentimiento.

Si no tienen una orden firmada por un juez, usted puede negarse a dejarlos entrar

Si se fuerzan, no resistan. Dile a todos en la residencia que permanezcan en silencio.

Si usted es arrestado, permanezca en silencio y no firme nada hasta que hable con un abogado.

[yornaeme]

[yornaeme]

SELF INSERT AF GRIMDARK PRINCE OF VOID