only you...

I needed a side-blog for all my Batman bullshit. This is that blog. i'm mal, i'm gay, and i'm going to tear dc down brick by brick and rebuild something beautiful from the rubble. any pronouns.

[riddlecats]

"batcat wedding didnt happen because of tom king" "batcat wedding didnt happen because of DC editorial" actually batcat wedding didnt happen because of ME. i was only 12 in 2018 but i still found the time to sneak into DC's offices and destroyed the happier drafts of Batman #50 because i hate bruce, think he is more entertaining when miserable, and that fans are too comfortable acting like selina should be his good man good hero prize. AND I'D DO IT AGAIN.

[andthepeople]

clark kent ticking the organ donor box on his drivers license automatically out of the goodness of his heart and then panicking because what if he actually dies somehow and some human gets a super heart what would even HAPPEN like he can't have his kryptonian retinas with laser vision donated to a random eight year old and so he has to awkwardly go back to the DMV to get it changed to not an organ donor but he's so embarrassed the whole time because the DMV employees will think he's a bad person that by the time he's done he has to go cry in the car

[or-midnight]

plot twist he's so clearly distressed and sad about doing this that the dmv folks just quietly assume he must have received some kind of awful medical diagnosis that makes him ineligible to donate and the first clerk that helped him immediately takes a smoke break and sees him crying in the car and that's how Clark gets at least 3 rock solid anonymous sources at the dmv and a free off-brand coke from the break room fridge.

[rnismatch]

(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

[eedaeth]

✨💅🎭

She just popped in to show u her nails

[Tell her you like them very much or ill molotov your house.]

[shittykinaesthetics]

Shitty Edward Nashton aesthetic: this temu zodiac killer really said "the corruption of this city's wealthiest lies in stark contrast to my traumatic childhood spent in poverty, and my desire for a justice that will seemingly never come has driven me to terrorism" and then decimated a bunch of low-income neighbourhoods about it. masterful gambit mr riddler i'm sure that helped somehow

[dictearchive]

[sockiepuppetry]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays

Batman was trained by Tibetan monks and Santa that's why he's so OP

[wanderintofics]

thinking a lot about Batman and dissociation and how a lack of visible emotion is automatically assumed to be callousness and cruelty

[wanderintofics]

#so many comics where we literally have access to his inner thoughts and people still do this#dire for us flat affects irl lmao#but its both neat and sad how bruce seems to know this and use it#in his personal life it causes problems in his relationships but at least it gives him a tactical advantage as batman (being scarier)#at least he can be useful#<- bruce wayne motto#bruce wayne#batman tags by @latverianpaparazzi at least he can be useful!!!!!!

[ex-riddlecats]

[iphigeniacomplex]

dc used to stand for disorders and cocaine comics. there was still really awful propaganda but you used to be able to see BATMAN have PSYCHOSEXUAL ISSUES and drive a shard of glass COMPLETELY through his hand about it. nowadays if batman had psychosexual issues tom king from the cia would write an issue where the batfam all took him to therapy about it while delivering witty quips. and barbara gordon would be wearing a shirt that says big [picture of dick grayson] energy and then those shirts would be sold in real life. because nobody is doing any more fucking cocaine and everybody with interesting disorders quit

[wanderintofics]

I don’t think I’d ever apply ‘is love what doomed us?’ to batman, because I don’t like where that takes the story, instead I’d apply ‘is love what hurts us?’ because of how it centres around redemption and forgiveness and how hard it is to care, deeply and genuinely

Leaving it as a question to let the audience decide whether that love is worth it, is it worth it every time Bruce takes in a child knowing they will inevitably hurt him (and him them) is it worth it to extend his hand to a villain knowing it will inevitably be bitten, is it worth it to care enough to give advice he knows will be ignored, make plans that he knows will be ridiculed, is love enough even when it hurts, even when it leaves you exactly as you are, even when it cannot save you

[az-movedlala]

[eyecantread]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

the thing is like. how do I put this. a lot of people who post about Batman on here are clearly posting about an alternate universe version of Bruce Wayne and co. who live in, like, Dream Daddy or something. which is totally fine, to be clear! people can play toys however they want. but then you get people who only know Dream Daddy Batman muddling into conversations with people who are very dedicated to Comics Batman, which understandably leads to a lot of frustration on both sides and absolutely nothing interesting being accomplished.

[sockiepuppetry]

Wanted to draw a silly lil comic of Robin and Batman going to watch the movie about Pulitzer winner Lois Lane's husband

but then remembered that's how the Waynes got shot oh well GET BAT TASERED

[90kon]

wonder of a woman

[shrylia]

I just think they're neat 🛸🏛️🦇