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thebootydiaries

me: *grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with my bare hands to impress cute girls on the beach*

girl 1: oh my god, that guy is grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with his bare hands

girl 2: really?? is he crying??

girl 1: only a little bit

girl 2: wow thats hot

queenlohaanda

my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

waspgrave

Professor, for an hour: if you think about it we’re all in different realities….no one usually experiences the same thing and if I were to say ‘dog’ just about all of you would think of a different breed

All of us:

poemsbysmm

She smiled and all I could think was ‘Oh shit’.

(via shutup-and-make-me-laugh)

frozen-felix

vergeangst

Why can’t I stop watching this

vergeangst

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

xxfluffypandazxx

He l p m e

vergeangst

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

sieunies

google just made me so emo

felicitysmoak-queeen

oh my god I can’t stop crying

beingbreannaleigh

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

worldwariotwo

I’m not crying you’re crying

tyleroakley

so ready for 2018. let’s do this.

late night wonderings

why is it that when i see him, my heart jumps and i lose my breath? yet, i say nothing and wait for him to come to me? are we not at a point in which i can tell him how i feel?

i’m confused about how someone, when drunk, can look at me with such genuine care and not leave my side, but never say a word when sober?

i am confused and i am tired

i don’t want to fall in love with a boy who doesn’t care again

#love