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#aggressive sibling reunions & older siblings trying to play nice(?)

bonus (the reconciliation):

"Hi y'all, it's Chronomaster42, the only Youtuber with the ability to travel through, and control, time and space, here with another taste test. I'm here in 1976, and I'm gonna get some fries from Mickey D's before they changed the recipe, and then I'm gonna take 'em back to 2022, and get fries from the same McDonald's, so I can compare. Now, I've got my Nixon, uh, Ford? Carter? Era fries right here, so now I'm gonna"

*everything appears stretched and distant, and then the camera flies through space, through the sun, over millions of different Earths, past the faces of individual people in a thousand different timelines, splintered day by day, the long-dead alive once more, their varied futures lying before them. They appear to be screaming*

"annnnnd here we are, gettin' the new fries, today. I have to say, I like the old fries a bit better, bit more crisp, but Mickey D's fries are still Mickey D's fries, y'know? Anyway, I know some of you guys were freaked out at all the screaming time faces last video, but like, I'm used to 'em, and they aren't even audible to me? But y'know what is audible? That's right - Audible, use code -"

intactics-deactivated20211231

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

theaxiomofhope

the last sentence of my thesis

gaycism

#acnh

domesticangel

y'all like my guard cat? he hisses at me when i touch him and he doesn’t have any fucking ears. anyway he loves meow mix and will obliterate anyone that crosses the property line. he’s a pro. i don’t have any fingers left

keybladesoras

@wandmaximoff Make Me Choose : SAM WILSON OR BUCKY BARNES

#bucky #sweet boy

henryscavills

Elizabeth Swann. There is more to you than meets the eye, isn’t there? And the eye does not go wanting.

#whats up lads im back #it's been over a year but yall should know im a alive and gayer than ever

vaporwavesimulator

*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

wussy-agitation-deactivated2020

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left

charlesoberonn

Ahead of their time

bysaestyl

these shitty ass adults in s2 of the walking dead game: how DARE you let a strange man in the house we didn’t lock! god you’re such a shitty kid! everything is YOUR fault!

clementine, age 11, who is very small and under a lot of stress and apparently has more of a brain than 7 adults put together:

bysaestyl

these adults like ten minutes later who apparently have no idea how to talk to a kid and have never figured out what a fucking therapist is: anyway lets dump our emotional baggage on you even though we’ve known you for like a day

clementine:

bysaestyl

these idiot bastard dumbass adults: hey can you parkour to the top of this tower and also search this abandoned building for food even though theres a good chance theres a zombie inside

clementine:

fruit-butt

‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

garbagebagger-deactivated201812

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva

mangonetics

why are moms so afraid of Doom turning their kids into devil-worshippers. like, Doom has a pretty strong anti-demon message to it

762nukem

One of the devs of the original 1993 game is a mormon with that exact position.

kazucrash-deactivated20191209

That would be Sandy Petersen.

viesti3

Nice

nomadactual-deactivated20171012

“You kill demons to save the World.”

“That’s devil worship.”

“Lady….you cut in half demons with a chainsaw. It’s not worshipping anything but the chainsaws frankly.”

xander-the-bastard

Terry Pratchett’s view on Doom:

“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil… prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon…”