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[memewhore]

[jesterwaves]

superheroes are so weak. “keeping my identity a secret is so hard :/” to YOU. my parents dont even know what type of music i like.

[templepriest-motherfucker]

my parents don’t even know i don’t have tits

[vioecho]

This is the best reply to this. None will ever come close.

[king-of-disasterr]

Teen Films of the 2010s -  Part2/00′s/90′s

[tripofmylives]

BLACK WIDOW (2021) dir. Cate Shortland

[the-amazing-spider-bi]

ah yes, the five stages of grief: denial, anger, get a dog, depression, kill clint barton

[stevenrogered]

To me? To me, you were everything….Exactly. You don’t care. You don’t care.

[sapphictastic]

it’s called gay rights bc i’m gay and i’m always right

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[lestautism]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[thequeenstana]

I just want you

[74flawsasofyesterday]

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[bakwaaas]

damn this tea scalded me

[freelance-honey-badger]

Yikes

[versaillesadness]

[misskustovskaya]

This!

[sprouseharts]

Cole Sprouse and Haley Lu Richardson by Emma Montalvan for Wonderland Magazine. 

[sprouseharts]

Cole Sprouse - Five Feet Apart.

[niklausroyals]