nonexistent

[yougoglimcoco-blog]

y'all ever feel like all your Friend Attempts keep flopping despite your best efforts lol better prepare for loneliness for the rest of my days

[inthegrandscheme-deactivated202]

[yougoglimcoco-blog]

@emily-margosian I normally like to send you weird shit over tumblr message but I cant figure out how to do that so, here you go

[anxietyproblem]

[yoko-kurama-the-sex-god]

I feel personally attacked

[yougoglimcoco-blog]

I cannot stress just how weird it is to stumble upon the scent of your high school boyfriend's house after ten years of not smelling that smell

I just wanted to dye my hair

Why does this hair dye smell like his house

Why is this happening when I'm wine tipsy

[lesbiankatebush]

they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

[softchad]

scrubs but we can’t hear JD’s thoughts

[inthegrandscheme-deactivated202]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

[yougoglimcoco-blog]

Me on Thanksgiving three years ago: wow I feel so sick from all that Blackout Wednesday drinking lol oh well good times

Me on Thaanksgiving this year: wow I feel so sick for absolutely no discernable reason, guess I'm a real adult now, death is imminent

[profeminist]

[jvedi-blog]

fashionably late? more like anxiously early

[yougoglimcoco-blog]

I clicked on this by accident and I'm DYING

[yougoglimcoco-blog]

To date the most ridiculous thing I’ve had to make as part of my Actual Job is a 3.5 foot empty taco shell

[yougoglimcoco-blog]

My father in law saw this in downtown Chicago and loudly proclaimed "It's a meme!"

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

When you haven’t saved your file in awhile and suddenly the cursor freezes 

[yougoglimcoco-blog]

One Week Before Period

Uterus: bloated? cuz I made room for bby (:

Uterus: [inexplicable rage]

Uterus: you need blunt bangs NOW

Uterus: back pains? kinda like with a bby (:

Uterus: [inexplicable tears at minuscule things]

Uterus: inhale food until you feel SICK

Uterus: boobs hurt? might be bby (:

Uterus: [intense anxiety]

Uterus: ooo sexy? last chance to make a bby (: