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likes sweet crepes, is a failure

[rosamundpikegf]

ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

[orkyydorky]

this too shall pass

[orkyydorky]

HURRY UP

[podcastwizard]

despite popular belief i'm perfactly fine

[jules--pirsecon]

This is 4x rarer than most other iterations of the meme, reblog today or wait 4 years.

[theoburrsvirginitybalcony]

They should invent Jstor wrapped

[gaymattsharp]

charlie brown literally suffers more than jesus christ

[fluorescentbrains]

citationless behavior

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

i have spotify. open. right now on my computer. do you want me to blast you? do you want me to put you on blast cuz i got your history right here in the side bar take it back by jimmy buffet. nautical wheelers by jimmy buffet. jolly mon sing by jimmy buffet. STEAMER by jimmy BUFFET! treat her like a LADY by jimmy BUFFET! mañana by jimmy BUFFET! WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET. HaVaNa Daydreaming by Jimmy Buffet. what the FUCK happened to you? are you HAUNTED? are you FUCKING POSESSED??

YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER

[delicatesquashblossom]

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.

[riverpiracy]

bro pull up rn. i'm sending you my location. this place is popping tf offff

📍big rock candy mountain

[txttletale]

what the fuck is "dark academia" isnt real academia dark enough do you know what some of these fuckers woudl do for funding

[txttletale]

the darkness in dark academia is the apartments that phd students live in because they cant afford to turn on the fucking lights

[harlecore]

it's because you're always on that damn JSTOR

[theweirdwideweb]

[filthyprotozoan]

"if i were eurydice i'd be so pissed" then you wouldnt be eurydice. see me after class.

[millenianthemums]

hey i was caramelizing your boyfriend and he uh. he stuck to the pan. yeah i didn’t deglaze it enough and he’s really burnt on there. i mean we can soak him for a while and see if we can scrape him up but i’m not optimistic. sorry.

[sentient-cloud]

None of y’all were there. Waiting for the bus. In the rain even

[calvinandhobbes]

watching the terror amc while eating an orange to assert my dominance