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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

insomniac-arrest

I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me

Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.

furiousfurious

Left this in the notes

insomniac-arrest

😂

goodattellinglies

bob-belcher

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) dir. Henry Selick

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unfortunatesun

moderndaywarriorsawyer

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

modelinterrupted

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

goldpersonified

I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this

stargazingfangirl18

@jaqui-has-a-conspiracy-theory 😘

manifestsoul

borninthe80slovingtheladies

And so it is 🙌🏽

kissmyfreckles-deactivated20250

Wow… I actually really did!!!!! I forgot I even reblogged this.. SHIT!

texashippiecowboy

i’m in true shock x

secretdazedragon

qu1etwolf

Thanks, Marvel. We appreciate you too.

hisredheadedgoddess28

@buckybarnesisdaddy @georgiapeach30513 i don’t appreciate being called out like this lol

georgiapeach30513

At least we get called hot 😂

twinsfawn

tired of dating apps. need mutual psychosexual obsession wherein you would fuck my grave and i would fuck yours

luimnigh

Okay, here's my idea:

The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.

Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.

And there's a perfect date for it coming up!

October 14th, 2066.

A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.

Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.

Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.

So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.

Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.

Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.

lasrina

Plus, what an absolute baller move to announce your regnal name as William the Last.

roach-works

the Final Bill

embervoices

This is actually a really good idea, I think.

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website

hesbythecampfire

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that everyone should benefit from technology, free from harm. Founded in 2000, SWGfL works with a number of partners and stakeholders around the world to protect everyone online

Sounds legit

rainbow--skies

[ID: A screenshot of text in a TikTok. It reads:

Cousins, if someone ever edits your photo with AI or Photoshop to create a nude photo, then you go to www.stopncii.org/ and submit the original photo and the edited photo, then they will remove the edited photo from all the places on the internet. You don’t need to talk directly to anyone for this and your identity will remain confidential. /end ID]