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i'm jazz!

30 y/o, from germany, she/they

adhd, agender, aroace

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if you think i might be hyperfixating on greg davies you may be right.

i made the taskmaster ad break videos on youtube! (and will continue to do so unless i get haunted by avalon)

i occasionally make gifs (tenor). i try to write more (ao3). my sleep schedules has been described as "tied to the ISS".

i scream a lot about

taskmaster (uk - nz - au - us) + ad breaks

greg davies + alex horne

the horne section (tv show)

interview with the vampire

our flag means death

other tags

all that jazz - posts i made and put work into like gifs or rambles

holy tits - for gorgeous art. not fandom-specific

jazz.txt - random musings from me, personal or shitpost-y

miscellaneous - all kinds of random things that aren't fandom-specific

if you need me to tag something specific or differently, please let me know!!

my dms are open at all times! I love ask games/ tags etc.

#last edited: 19/03/26 #oh glob another birthday

not a question, but let me just say how much i appreciate you uploading the advert breaks to youtube for the non brits. it was such a relief to find your account because there’s so many gems in those bits. <3

you're most welcome!

it's a bummer the TM team decided to copyright strike me once they started making their own (incomplete) compilations. i really didn't want the channel to disappear altogether so i just stopped doing the comps

imagine a world where their kind of compilations existed from the get-go - we would've never seen the kiss 😭

#anon <3 #tm #tm ad breaks #jazz.txt #I forgot how I tagged asks hjælp

featherbrayn

listen... i don't know what was going through my head in June 2025 when i drew these two as HB natives. but i did do that. these two with their problematic rooting gap (rooting for HSV or FC St. Pauli respectively), shall live on as an abandoned* sketch in my files. I think the crackpot idea stemmed from my notion that Alex with his ear gauges in E7S7 looked very north-german. if that makes any sense (it does to me!)

#taskmaster #taskhusbands #greg davies #alex horne #coming out of ????? to say hello yes I don't care for FUBAAAAA but THIS i support #was also considering Werder/HSV bc Alex has a Bremen vibe???? does that make sense???? it makes sense to me #(has nothing to do with me getting stuck on a train toilet when they had a match that day or something...)

deqncas

i will stop rpfing when they stop wanting to fuck eachother

#misc

eesttm

S19E06

#all is well and normal in tm land #tm #tm uk #greg davies #alex horne #s19

movedtofailhag2

you can’t even fathom the problematic things me and my mutuals are romanticizing

#hehahshhejshshajehehejebsjsjjs oh god don't ask #misc

mariposathebutterflyboy

new who peaked when it had christopher eccleston look the last living dalek dead in the eyestalk & tell it to kill itself, only for the response to be "you would make a good dalek" there is absolutely no topping that.

#i was just window shopping but i need to rb this #dw

prokopetz

The real problem with video games that give you a choice between playing as a woman who looks like a twentysomething underwear model and a man who looks like a middle-aged dad is that not enough of them are designed by people who want to fuck middle-aged dads.

#try to make a fat character in some rpgs :)))))))#“they wouldn't be agile” “it's more work for the animators” fuck you it's fantasy and they make boob and ass physics??? for what????#being very hyperbolic here but damnit let me be fat in a video game!!#misc

polastristea

#OH HEY IT'S ME #tm

3dprintcess

Thanks to @youmagnificentbeast's incredible ad break videos, I could screenshot Alex being super creepy and weird in this extreme close-up. I, of course, had to do a paint-over. This is in digital oil-pastels with a five colour palette.