Roll It Up. Take A Hit.

I do shit.

[krissanthimum]

SJSHDJSKSAKDS????

[ramen-hamster]

WIG???

[teathattast]

[littlemissh0ney]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[madmadamemimble]

the lip syncing has me shook to absolute death

[midnight-revolucion]

You CAN’T WATCH ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER HALF!

[jamesmasinoart]

For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.

[thebibliosphere]

We’re losing our collective shit laughing at this. Holy crap it’s so funny, please turn the sound on.

[adulthoodisokay]

this is amazing

[blackgyro]

i just noticed this bowser alt colour looks like dio

[blackgyro]

[blackgyro]

skldfklsdlfk

[pancakemolybdenum]

hi

[squidward-sword-hd]

J…. Jotario.

[darkangelonthemoon]

This will always be one of my favorite things about the Straw Hats. Someone pisses one of them off and instead of doing the reasonable thing of forcibly carrying the pissed off member away (especially now when their captain is in prison for the same reason), they’re just like “Welp, Sanji’s pissed. Let’s get out of here except the ones who want to fight too”. They’re all idiots and I love them.

[das-asoziale-netzwerk]

[porunareff]

ok but if Dio ate one of Tonio’s dishes you think pearl jam would be able to fix Dio’s shitty attitude?

[porunareff]

i’m crying

[the-very-gendered-queen]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[espaciolost]

If she can roll a nice blunt and cook you some dank food, wife her up

[yo-its-matt]

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

*reopens tinder*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

Hey I’m having an aneurism

[yo-its-matt]

I don’t even have anything to add with this one

[cinderteethe]

…drittney?

[waav-e]

it’s drittney bitch

[mr-tom-hiddlestoned]

it’s drittney ditch

[did-you-know]

On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell 

[zahnegott]

fuck this is b a d

[postingmachine9000]

This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets

[gun-toting-greyshades-deactivat]

The what?

[postingmachine9000]

[drinkpisspissblood]

[stinkibabi]

Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.

[urulokid]

how do you delete someone elses post

[autoharpo-deactivated20221011]

I am in tears

[notlostonanadventure]

Joe what the fuck did you make me read

[hurleyquinnzel]

This gotta be fake

[hurleyquinnzel]

They literally have bathrooms in Hogwarts like theyre pretty important to the plot too did jk just forget about that? The bathroom where myrtle lives (she literally dives into a toilet)? The prefects bathroom? How can she claim there’s no bathrooms??? this post gave me mesothelioma and I feel entitled to compensation

[jaxblade]

Well her name is JK Rowling so you know she’s havin fun with this xD

[welele]

[vejiga]

[tredlocity]

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

[automata-systemata-hydromata]

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

[sushinfood]

[photochoco]

HUH????

[liquidstar]

[thekingandqueenofcheese]

Look at that hand on the leg, Ash’s mom is a freak

[atheist-xmas]

Ash heckled a Mr. Mime and now it’s his stepdad

[sonicbillymays69-deactivated202]

Twitter

[usolander-eddie]

Asdfghjkl whAT THE HELL IS THIS CHAPTER

[amesantiagos]

b99 halloween meme // day three: fave location > captain holt’s office 

[naycelium]