paradise lost

Lindsay I do not promote self-harm, suicide, eating disorders etc. my ask is always open

[softwaring]

A wave crashes into a lighthouse in Porto, Portugal. The photographer was dragged by the wave and had to receive care for hypothermia, but is fine now. x

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Damn they’re going in hard lmao

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Everyone in the comments like “well it’s a cultural thing tou wouldn’t understand :///” like YOU WERE THE ONES BITCHING ABOUT LOLLLLLLL

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

People wash raw chicken?? What the fuck.

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

I never heard about this before this round of discourse started and it’s so stupid

[deletingtomorrowsmh-deactivated]

You’re supposed to wash and clean raw meat. This is such a gross argument.

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

Everyone including the CDC is telling you to stop

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

Don’t wash chicken

why would you wash chicken

[konigstigerr]

it goes on heated metal. why the fuck would you wash it?

[windupoperator]

Goddamn people really don’t know shit fuck huh

[patconmax]

Like just rinse it off under the tap or are y’all using soap?

[mostlyjudson]

These people are using soap.

[patconmax]

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

[kaijuno]

I assumed by “washing” y’all meant “rinsing off” and I was like what’s the big deal in rinsing it I mean you do you BUT YALL ARE USING SOAP WHAT THE FUCK BITCH

[ashesandabyss]

Deadass was about to start discourse when y’all were arguing about washing chicken, then I deadass did a double take when I heard y’all meant using soap as well.

[morbidology]

Pterocarpus Angolensis is a tree native to South Africa. It’s also commonly known as the bloodwood tree due to the fact that when it’s chopped or damaged, a deep red sap which looks eerily similar to blood, seeps from the tree. In fact, the purpose of the sap is to coagulate and seal the wound to promote healing, much like blood.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

can you imagine the amount of superstition this likely invoked

[pearlmarley]

^^

[stimman4000]

dissolving cotton candy in water

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Take one sip of the dissolved water and your heart jumps out of your body

[draumboosky]

It’s like entering the void

[autumngracy]

Theoretically you could use that sugar water to make rock candy, so this is basically candy alchemy

[cyberdramon]

Disintegrating Clown hair

[gobblechopstv]

[silver-tongues-blog]

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

[thbstvrdthmtlbndndntn]

[berqamot-deactivated20190704]

Deleting all comments because only in this site you will find people throwing shit at a 17 year old boy who has voluntarily fed 80'000 people by starting his own business because he has a very particular idea lf masculinity which happens to threat only people with paper feelings.

[angryisokay]

His business has a line of ‘SheCans’ with names like ‘Unstoppable’, ‘Awesome’, ‘Fearless’ and ‘Beautiful’. Anyone who is bitter about this kid’s business needs to step back and reevaluate their life.

[spookylass]

^^ Reblogging again because of that comment

[reinwulf]

also this article is misleading. there is nothing on the site that says the lad was “sick of his sister’s flowery candles” he got the idea from his sister who was selling them for a school fundraiser and wanted more scents that appealed to him, as the overwhelming majority of scented candles are marketed towards women.

[riddle-of-revenge]

[funneeb]

Yall ever procrastinate sleeping? Like you should be asleep and you want to but you just.. keep doing more things for no reason?

[relent-deactivated20180527]

I..am tumblr mobile.

[dayrest-blog1]

explain

[relent-deactivated20180527]

Ugly, doesn’t function well,

[jncos]

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

[woodrider]

Billy Joel - Piano Man

[viola-and-chill]

I hate this site

[avpdsnail]

so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pumpkinspicedcoochie-deactivate]

it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh

[drawyourownreality]

alternatively all it really takes sometimes is doing one load of laundry to set your life back on a productive track

[yoonswife]

i love myself but i dont love me back

[ripptidez-deactivated20170530]

i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard

[parentless-suggestions]

Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever I want to. I will survive long enough to have that.

[welcometoyouredoom]

[finsngils-deactivated20210213]

He really outed us huh

[intentionallylostinspace]

… I want to see the rest of this show now…

[21svge]

Date someone you can have rough sex and deep conversations with whether it is at 2am or 2pm

[setheverman]

i ate 6 sandwiches in like 4 minutes and now i can’t move

[aroptua]

I can offer mouth to mouth.

[setheverman]

don’t you dare extract any of my sandwiches