[itscalledclara]

I don’t think I’ve read a better review synopsis of Deadpool.

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

[theonion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

[troyesivan]

sometimes the onion just fuckin nails it

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

[awesomevines]

When she says she only dates country boys

[galaxypox]

i ha t e this

[mmilhouse]

i cant stop watching this

[kelzack-deactivated20160612]

Ok, but seriously though. What kinda connections do you need to be able to bring a horse into a retail store and film a vine.

[jeffbritta-deactivated20201018]

[i-think-im-so-funny]

This is so true it’s not even funny.

[schazam]

[octoberspirit]

[riza-hotguy]

winryapplepie kittenarmor

[captainlordauditor]

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THOSE WERE METAPHORICAL

[moosefeels]

no one believes that middle america is super weird until they see pics and it cracks me up every time.

[llynne]

so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just 

[nintenclo-deactivated20140319]

when you accidentally upset your friend 

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

All of my dad’s texts are poetry to me

[rossgellermagazine-blog]

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

The best trilogy

[youonly-yolo-once]

mary: i'm pregnant

joseph: shit is it mine

mary: no joseph i'm a virgin remember

mary: it was an angel that came down from heaven

mary: who i fucked

[berries-archive]

Adult: your hickey is crude and trashy, you should be ashamed

me: 

is a teenager

is living life and having fun

is bothering no one

hasn’t had 3 failed marriages

didn’t ask, martha

[tastefullyoffensive]

[shakugan-archive]

[shes2sensitive]

not to be ladphobic but I think ppl who go for a bit of cheeky nandos in public are disgusting :/ It’s adam and eve not banter with steve

[binches-deactivated20220521]

what language is this