Your Average Joe

The Jack of all Trades. I make videos. I make playlists. I talk big shit. It’s backed up. Get at me dawg.

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[softwaring]

[dennybitte]

by Denny Bitte

[inefekt69]

Kyoto, Japan

[an9elicpimp]

Just..wow

[locsquiat]

Love her.

[withchaalways]

Let them know honey!

YOUR HAIR COULD NEVER!!

[your-averagejoe]

Kelela, a goddess.

[africant]

When Val-Yor calls me “Troq,” he is saying that I am worthless, a nothing.

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

me whenever I see a cop talking to a person of color

[taint3edcakes]

I squirted in my car at a drive in movie 😩😩😩😩

[kaomega]

Story time

[taint3edcakes]

So I was watching Jumanji it was decent and so the guy he rolled up a blunt and like had these snacks and so we smoked and it was mad cold y’all so we was beneath these blankets and laying together and he just started playing with my pussy and so I’m trying to focus and watch the movie but as usual I’m getting so wet to him he’s like you have to want this and at this point my shit is just like drooling so he whips his dick out didn’t even prepare me and say in advance hey my dick is humongous so I was LIVID I was thinking how tf am I supposed to take all of that I’m not even 5 ft tf what is going on!?? So I was like my momma didn’t raise no type of bitch so I get down and just start sucking dick living my best life and he was like damn come here so he grabs me by the throat y’all wow and slipped two fingers in and I was like oh wooooooooooow and I felt myself building to something and I was like no. NO. And he put it one more finger and in my ear said, “You better take this dick the way you take my fingers.” And he pumped me two more times and I squirted all over his hand, the blankets, down my legs, and it was a mess fr and I was tryna scream but he covered my mouth and so yeah it was great y’all. Ima go to a drive in movie once a week now.

[your-averagejoe]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[chreative]

I think I’ve reblogged this 12 times this month. The way my life is going right now I can’t risk it 

[n0kiv]

Every time I see this post I say, “Ah shit”

[ill-matic]

[yoshisnothere-deactivated202006]

Amby and Dexter - Scotch Tape

[goodbye-badhello]

[kiwiuh]

when bae introduces you to her parents 😂

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

this is fucked up 😂

[weakmoves]

[corporatebigwig]

HATE

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

This is so fucking funny every time

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[localstarboy]

Lonzo Ball going in on his dad during a Footlocker commercial 😂😂😂😂

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

Wow lmao

[bodacious-poopookittyfuck]

Lmfaoooo my mans look like Come back season Drake 😩

[90sdefect]

I…my fucking jaw dropped.

[lexinthelexx-deactivated2018011]

LMFAOOOOOO

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

Lmaoooo

[your-averagejoe]

Excuse me! 😂😂

[overpricedvodka]

“Bad & Boujee” over Earth Wind & Fire “September” is the best representation of who I am as a person.