Storymodeas

An artist, posts are irregular. Sometimes I also post poetry I just came up with. Some art is posted on my pixilart, username is Your-boy-story if you want to check there. Have a great day, night, or whatever time it is for you. :)

[your-boy-story]

get to know me/rules!

"now look at me,

I'm as perfect as can be

In my eyes now"

Rules:

No transphobia, homophobia, racism etc.

Respect my and other user's privacy. Information shared is information that we personally wish to share.

Get to know me:

He/him

Trans

I have three lovely partners. I love them dearly.

Fandoms:

My favorite fnaf characters are sun, moon, lolbit, Glamrock Freddy, Roxanne Wolf, and Michael Afton. The other characters mentioned in my poem "Afton" are all honorable mentions.

My favorite dispatch characters are phenomaman, waterboy, invisigal, and prism.

I have other fandoms but those are the two I'm most involved with on here.

Tags:

My little bunny - @afton-verse

My darling wife— @corvin-afton

Toying with love — freak posts that lean towards dominant/ flirting dominant

Push me against the wall — freak posts/flirting, submissive

_____posts — alter posts for alters w/o own blog.

Rage and fury gradually take hold — non poetic vents

The dark remains — poetic vents

The shadows surround me — more concerning vents

Merry go round of life — silly posts

Fresh deliveries — asks

Dividers by me.

☀️🎉- sun/sunny

❤️🐱-kay

🖤🪽-vesper

🧸🎀-little

🔧⚙️-Sebastian

🎀💚-clara

🃏♠️-gambit

🐍🗡-loki

💜🐰- glitchtrap

🔏💭-ethan

💜🔥-post scoop mike

❤️🦊-teen mike

🚙🔧- arnold

💚🐰- beau

🔧✨️- doctor

💌- Hermes

🦊💉- terrence

There's others but I'll add them when they need to be added

Masterlist of blogs

[lilac-fairyy]

10 people i'd like to get to know ⋆˚࿔ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

thank you for tagging me @coolchickblog ❤︎⁠

- last song: my all - mariah carey

- currently watching: the OC

- current obsession: leopard print, big sunglasses, david lynch, and 90s rock (love love love temple of the dog)

- currently reading: jackie: public, private, secret by j. randy taraborrelli

- currently working on: organizing my space and getting back into girlblogging

- currently wearing: university t-shirt and plaid pj shorts

- last google search: adult ballet classes near me

- favorite flower: can't choose between roses, lilies, and peonies

⋆˚࿔ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ tags: @blushribbon @cinnamqn3 @bowwiees @betsyflores @chicach3rryc0lalime @bambidolli777x @lipglossandlacee @whimsyyangel @dolly-lina @petal-purre

[chicach3rryc0lalime]

10 people i’d like to get to know ❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

ty for tagging me @lilac-fairyy

last song: brand new city - mitski

currently watching: pretty little liars

current obsession: autumn, mlp: magic princess game, bianca1207, drawing

currently reading: my year of rest & relaxation (still😞)

currently working on: decorating my room & drawing + journaling more frequently

currently wearing: pajamas😛

last google search: i’ll pass

favorite flower: lily of the valley, cherry blossoms, & tulips 🌷

❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ tags: @fawnsbabydoll @stargirl6969 @sparklingsonderingdeer @buttonlace @strongbabydoll999 @epiclittlel6dy @kqvsn15 @l1ttle-lady6ug @perpetuaqtpie @prettyp1nkmushr0oms

[strongbabydoll999]

thank u Sara I love you 🩷🩷🩷🩷 @chicach3rryc0lalime

10 people I'd like to get to know

last song: mariners apartment complex - lanita

currently watching: ginny & georgia (rewatch)

current obsession: vibe curation, scarface, writing

currently reading: the bell jar (still 😀), blind willow sleeping woman (by murakami)

currently working on: not letting the voices kill me and my novel

currently wearing: pajamas im not going anywhere 🥲

last google search: rumi poet

fave flower: gladioli, lotuses, water lilies, tulips, roses

@sparklingsonderingdeer @salvatore----girl @springfairey @gogeturlobotomia @worstangelalive @sincereleedoll @sincerelycrescent @annikalately @mayjailerjumpropequeen @maithaofthezora

[salvatore----girl]

Tysm @strongbabydoll999 <3333

Ten ppl I'd like to get to know 🪷🏹🎼💗🌙🪽

● last song - Nina, pretty ballerina- ABBA

● currently watching - heartstopper (rewatch)

● current obsession - Priscilla, girlblogging, the virgin suicides

● currently reading- the virgin suicides

● currently working on - my novel ♡♡♡

● currently wearing - a ugly red jumper and pink shorts

● last Google search- ao3 .....

● fave flower - Lillie's, Daisies, tulips ♡♡♡

@dr3amerlove @paranoiddollie @cruelgirll @frizzycurls @g0rgelle-fatale @michellebelle00 @hanboncinnabon @holymolyitssam @rubyrubieruby @rayainterrupted111 @chicdeliciousweetart @maneaterc

[g0rgelle-fatale]

Thank you so much @salvatore----girl 🩷🪽

10 people I’d like to get to know

•last song: off to the races- Lana Del Rey

•currently watching: rewatching Gilmore Girls

•current obsession: One Direction, Micheal Jackson, Priscilla and Elvis

•currently reading: re-reading the dirt

•currently working on: an oil painting of Elvis, a baby doll dress (I haven’t even designed it yet help)

•currently wearing: ADORABLE denim shorts, a red top and a silver studded belt

•last Google search: Victoria secret jobs (🫩)

•fave flower: roses, babies breath, tulips

Tags: @coraxoxo @unicmagicalkunt @angel4ever333 @dolli33 @cinnamonbunny111 @girl-blogging-angel-xoxo @epiclittlel6dy @hellokittylipbalm @brunettebombshellsworld @bunnymaysblog

[girl-blogging-angel-xoxo]

10 people id like to know! (I accidentally went a little over sorry 😭) thanks for the tag!!

• last song: sympathy for the devil by Radiohead

• currently watching: supernatural (first watch) and it has consumed my whole being

• current obsession: Sam Winchester 😭 I love that man

• currently reading: pucking wild by Emily Rath

• currently working on: writing poetry and a book! (+fanfic ofc)

•currently wearing: a black and pink supernatural top with my pink spiderman/hello kitty fluffy pants

• supernatural cc sims 4 (im trying to make their universe 😭)

•fav flower: wisteria and iris’

tags!: @luvlymayas @applepieandcupcakess @orbleton @lovelycurlygirl @ellie-the-sunshinescribbler @cherryontopdotcom @turkishwh0re @dishwashingmisandrist @myiconislizzygrant @ladysydneyevamarie @inarticulatedoll @tianna-yay @nellsnorm @lovergirl-3-3-3

[myiconislizzygrant]

thanks for tagging me @sincereleedoll & @girl-blogging-angel-xoxo !!

last song: guns and roses by lana

currently watching: grease and the outsiders!! (for the second time)

current obsession: johnny cade + ponyboy curtis i love my boys :( , lizzy grant, and every single one of my pinterest boards <3

currently reading: a JFK biography

currently working on: a johnnyboy fanfic on ao3!!

currently wearing: white sweater, black shorts, flip flops, and black glasses

last google search: ocd test woahhhhh

favorite flower: probably rosesss

@chuu-chuu-train @urluvlyparis @strawb3rry-eat3r @justacheeser @jfklamb @hummingkittiz @ch3rryscentdbby @millie42 @manicuredrot @fawnnbeauty @epiclittlel6dy @dolledbunnytail

[chuu-chuu-train]

thx for the tag!!

last song: around you - loona

currently watching: skins

current obsession: zelda (botw and totk)

currently reading: the goldfinch

currently working on: some shitty sidlink painting

currently wearing: heart locket, pink floral print shirt, yuri/yaoi bracelet (peak i know), polka dot skirt, white tights, mary janes

last google search: cast of luca (i recognized albertos voice and wasn't didn't know from where)

favorite flower: adahlia

tags: @rigatoniorsomething @xxxlasombramidnightxxx @nxtglow @helovesmyheartshapedsunglasses13 @kwatzaya @sillyguyz4ever

[nxtglow]

ty for the tag!!

last song: forever now - green day

currently watching: uhhh nothing rn but i gotta finish watching my name and bridgerton s2 (i skipped it when rewatching🥹)

current obsession: franchaela my lesbians

currently reading: toa the dark prophecy

currently working on: my unfinished school projects + studying for the 4 tests I'll have to do tomorrow

currently wearing: black shirt + my school uniform pants

last google search: trials of apollo books bc i only knew the names in my native language and i forgot which one i was reading😭

favorite flower: idk i like peonies but im not sure they're my favorite i used to have a favorite but i forgot

no pressure tags: @whatsupenchiladas @cordybiceps @glenniferrhee @shipmxnr + open tags so feel free to hop in if you see this!!

[whatsupenchiladas]

thank u for the tag

last song: heat lighting by mitski

currently watching: sherlock and brigerton

current obssesion: valgrace (its worse guys)

currently reading: wrath of the triple goddess

currently working on: staying with my shit together and not to keep thinking about my problems (or I'll probably have a burnout or lots anxiety attacks).... and, yeah, school projects

currently wearing: pjs and socks

last google search: undertale soul quiz (o really want to know even though i've never played the game and don't know anything about it)

favorite flower: no idea

@circesnymph57 @the-yaoi-princess @sharks-are-better-than-people @starfaringmagpie @oeleruathechronicallyillasshole @googoopoop @redghostnicco @iamthe-veil-thatyou-pierced @totallynotluna @dossquared @lesbeanfailure @unicornskittlesblog @wearingpants

[sharks-are-better-than-people]

thanks for the tag :3

last song: bottom by mccafferty

currently watching: rewatching 'arcane' + am almost finished 'everything now'

current obsession: my OCs + project hail mary + riordanverse + art

currently reading: mark of athena (3rd heroes of olympus book) + sharks of the world: a complete guide (600 pages with details of all the shark species currently discovered, they update it every 7 years or so so that it's up to date)

currently working on: improving my singing, guitar and art skills + making a twins at the carousel stop-start animation of my OCs

currently wearing: pyjamas (plaid green trousers and a grey long sleeved top)

last google search: *insert the name of where i'm going on a residential (i'm not doxxing myself)*

favorite flower: thistle, dandelion or sunflower

no pressure tags: @acreatureinyourwalls @duckwithdeviousintent @forever-eternally-raven @musiicpix3l @potted-plant-official + whoever wants to join (i'm bad at remembering usernames, sorry!)

[lovesymboldudee]

casually joins because,,, yeagh,,,

last song: cool by morris day & the time

currently watching: friends

current obsession: parliament funkadelic my belovedddd,,,,

currently reading: I don't read much but the last book I finished was the perks of being a wallflower

currently working on: learning how to make kandi, improving my mental health, etc

currently wearing: pink tank top and shorts that I've had for Ever

last google search: "what do bootsy's eyes look like" (💀)

favorite flower: lavender!!!!!!!!

npt : @heartattackinblackdye @l0calanimall0ver + open tags ^_^

[number1wifemisser]

Last song: Rose Red (OUATIS ver) by The Mechanisms

Currently watching: a lot of fucking YouTube videos

Current obsession: The Mechanisms, Leviathan Trilogy, my wife

Currently reading: last book I read was Lackadaisy volume 2

Currently working on: sleep, drawing, not being a depressed pos

Wearing: Hadestown shirt and briefs

Last google search: how to add a second proxy in pluralkit

Favorite flower: daylilies

Npt: @wheezecheese @the-lotus-files @the-diary-of-a-moody-teenager +open

[aperfectlylegalbastard]

last song: Night changes by One Direction

Currently watching: Arcane (again)

Current obsession: Six of crows

Currently working on : Fixing my ability to sleep, learning about wolves, and drawing

Wearing: Gloves, sweatpants, t-shirt and flannel

last google search: No clue my history doesn't save and I forgot

Favorite flowers: None (I'm boring)

@kaiissillyingmeowmeow

@kassia244

@dont-let-me-kms

@coffee--spill

@astro1343556

@spark-the-angel-dragon

@th3deadmanwalking

[spark-the-angel-dragon]

bleed- amotti

watching - uh idk nothing really

Obsession- a Roblox shooter

Currently working on- physical/mental health

Wearing- shorts and my blanket lol

Last google search- oil change kit

Uhhh @cr1ms0n-gh0st114 @th3deadmanwalking @sixfootraven @kassia244 @ajolteonnamedsparky @icarus-the-dragon @in-the-forge @velvet-dragonfly @leafwing-life @starling-is-trying @dragonprincessactual @collectivemusings and open tags

[velvet-dragonfly]

last song: Fly through the fire -Christina perri and Tui T Sutherland

currently watching: nothin much

current obsession: deer, starfleshcore, deer cryptids

currently reading: nothing surprisingly (I’ve been traveling too much

currently working on: designing deer cryptids for my oc lore

currently wearing: pajamas

last google search: tumblr (bc i use the web)

favorite flower: dahlias, irises, bluebells, spider Lilies, nightshade (sometimes… love hate relationship)

@carn3lian-claws @galactic-credentials @1dabean1 @zeldafloof @kipper7 @whitestreamrct2 @th3deadmanwalking @halogen-awawawa @bee-in-spaceee @corvid-crimes-007

[halogen-awawawa]

ooooh, ty for the tag!!!!!

Last song- Just Existing by daysofmay

Currently watching- chernobyl, clarkson’s farm, spider-noir

Current obsession- DREDGE.

Currently reading- uhhhh, does an illustrated guide to bushcraft count? (also lots of fanfic)

Currently working on- dredge fish paintings, Halloween costume

Currently wearing- pjs

last google search- dredge all aberrations

fav flower- brugmansia vulcanicola! I also rlly like snapdragons and sunflowers and honeysuckles

@fallen-media @cgsdraws @charlattecafe @rawrdragonblah @th3-h13r0phant @whitestreamrct2 @krismas15 @hero-of-eating-rocks @marbled-pulse @wynndexandformaldyhyde @alterhuman36

[alterhuman36]

Last song: Take back the night(radio edit) by Captain Sparklez

Currently watching: Star Trek(SNW, TNG, DS9, and Voyager)

Current obsession: hoardlings(those dragon fidgets).

Currently reading: 22 books

Currently working on: a high-effort self portrait

Currently wearing: shorts and a T-shirt

Last google search: Idk

Favorite flower: I also don’t know.

-Ash

Tags: @feroxanima1 @mopni9051 @getjingledyouabsolutesquare

@shifterswolverine0 @honeyhearts-den @finnyyyyie-dotcom

[feroxanima1]

Last song: They Died for Us by J.T. Peterson

Currently watching: Pirates of the Caribbean (At World's End)

Current obsession: Trying to show interest in clothing and find/create myself a style that actually represents me.

Currently reading: Nothing!

Currently working on: A painting reflecting my feelings about humanity and species dysphoria.

Currently wearing: Baggy black hoodie and jeans.

Last google search: 'Is Jack Sparrow neurodivergent?'

Favorite flower: Don't know. I like taking care of orchids.

Tags: @lazaruszz @chaos-ghost3 @hollymolyguacamolee @undercover-werewolf-k1d @111dollboy

[undercover-werewolf-k1d]

Thanks for da tag!

Last song : Stronger by TheFatRat

Currently watching : The Mentalist

Currently reading : unOrdinary

Currently working on : our pronouns.cc and our new intro, + improving our art skills

Currently wearing : a black and white striped dress

Last google search :

Favorite flowers : sunflowers (because of PvZ)

Tagging : @paperbagboykris @mushroom-filled-unknownentity (I'm sleepy so I won't be tagged ten people xkdkdk)

[paperbagboykris]

Thanks for the tag, dawg

Last song: “Sleepyhead” by Passion Pit

Currently watching: Nothing

Currently reading: Nothing

Currently working on: Accepting myself, improving my art and my Minecraft world

Currently wearing: Dark blue t-shirt with a dark green pair of sweats

Last google search: How does HRT work

Favorite flower: Sunflowers (my late grandmother loved them)

Tags: @witchexia (i dont use this app enough 🫠)

[witchexia]

yummy

last song: Assmeralda by Gutalax

currently reading : nothing yet 😭

currently watching: the same thing but i might rewatch clockwork orange

currently working on: healing myself both emotionally and spiritually, trying to get myself to draw more because depressions no joke lol

currently wearing: black top with these shitty pastel pink pants

last google search: krita brushes download 😂

fav flower: LAVENDER!! others are jasmine, plumeria, lilacs, etc

tagg: @jinxisjonx @antis0cial13 @mashiexists @writing-books-is-fun @glassanomaly @pixelatedvoid @chocolatemoontiger @elianathefounderofmemes180 @sugar-star-kandi @tentakilly @leeechboy-ish and everyone else ! i cant completely tag everyone

[mashiexists]

ty for the tag!! :3

last song: It's over, isn't it?

currently reading: none, but I'm planning to read alice in wonderland :3

currently watching: NGE

currently working on: some stuff (drawing)

currently wearing:a school shirt and pants xd

last google search: google translate (I was trying to translate a dbd mini comic thing :"))

fav flower: forget-me-nots are very pretty

tags: @banana-juiceee @fluttergenme

[banana-juiceee]

woah thank you for tagging me :D

Soo ummm FIFTEEN SECONDS OF BJUICE!!!

last song: Dream A Little Dream Of Me by The Mamas and the Papas

currently reading: umm i was reading Osamu Dazaii’s No Longer Human but i lost the book😢 so im reading Saint☆Young Men ^^

Currently watching: Monk (2002), The Office (us) and Clockwork Orange (takes too long cuz I already finished the book)

Currently working on: learning to how to draw on tablet & how to use watersoluble oil pastels

Currently wearing: big ass pajamas

last google translate: precious moments figurines

Fav flower: never thought about that, but daisy is special in my heart, even if its not my favorite.

Tag (risky): @butterflyenjoyer @whimsical-science @mxkilgarr @hebelslordofacid7

[butterflyenjoyer]

thanks for the tag ^^

Last song: no idea

currently reading: nothing, I don't read

currently watching: House

currently working on: nothing im a CHUD

currently wearing: pajama dress

last Google search: Red albite

favorite flowers: Lillies

Tags(im so fucking scared) @ask-underwood, @professional-tough-guy, @themultifandomfreak, @drgravessmorgue, and @fart-beast0

[drgravessmorgue]

Don't be scared :)

Last song: Ich Bin Ein Auschlander -Pop Will Eat Itself

Currently reading - Strange Houses by Uketsu

Currently working on - GROWING MY HAIR OUT AND ITS DRIVING ME INSANE

currently wearing - a black tank top of mine and pajama shorts I stole from my bf (they do not fit)

Last Google search - Fresh and cozy Eos (I have a problem)

Favorite flower - Datura (Moon flowers :) )

I tag my wonderful friends @ihearthalflife @agentlament @simoninthewater @luciavis @anewdawnwithoutfear

[simoninthewater]

Last Song- Blazko Kill the Nazis (Mick Gordon)

Currently reading- Jeffty Is Five (Harlan Ellison)

currently working on- Fixing my sweater

currently wearing - Shorts and a back to the future shirt

last search- Melia's mask Xenoblade 3

Fav Flower: hydrangea (esp when they blue)

Tags: Open+ @lightlesssky @your-boy-story @alwaysthekingofeverything

[your-boy-story]

Last song: weirdo- k. Flay

Currently reading: x-men: Hellfire galas collection

Currently wearing: Adam Sandler fit.

Currently working on: lots of stuff

Last search: Alice angel

Fav flower: nightshades are cool. Probably purple lotuses though.

Tags: @corvin-afton @afton-verse and open

[julietteisreal]

rb if you want your inbox filled with moots/anon asks

˚.⋆꒰১ ໒꒱⋆.˚

[your-boy-story]

Instead of doing anything productive, we drew Michael. Drawn as things to show mangle from @afton-verse and @hate-my-job-offical.-🦊💉

I chose the reference images.-💜🔥

Michael design inspired by @chloesimaginationthings -🦊💉

Though this is exactly how he looks to us in the system, he rarely actually wears bandages.-🦊💉

[butterflyenjoyer]

All the ships on scp ask blog Tumblr are going to shit/will be going to shit and then theres just

Woodbutterfly marriage

[lightlesssky]

goldeneyes is about to get so doomed

[butterflyenjoyer]

Idk what goldeneyes is

[lightlesssky]

it’s uh @paintingthepast x @shifterinthefield

[your-boy-story]

Oh I didnt realize we were writing doomed yaoi:3. Peak.

My wife( @corvin-afton) sighedwhen I wrote that.

[lightlesssky]

You’re about to HATE. what i got planned. to be fair everyone who’s ever befriended xanthe is gonna hate it.

[your-boy-story]

Oh I'm scared-

[lightlesssky]

Good. i think the only people who’re gonna enjoy it are solstice and adjutant.

[your-boy-story]

Oh no

[butterflyenjoyer]

All the ships on scp ask blog Tumblr are going to shit/will be going to shit and then theres just

Woodbutterfly marriage

[lightlesssky]

goldeneyes is about to get so doomed

[butterflyenjoyer]

Idk what goldeneyes is

[lightlesssky]

it’s uh @paintingthepast x @shifterinthefield

[your-boy-story]

Oh I didnt realize we were writing doomed yaoi:3. Peak.

My wife( @corvin-afton) sighedwhen I wrote that.

[lightlesssky]

You’re about to HATE. what i got planned. to be fair everyone who’s ever befriended xanthe is gonna hate it.

[your-boy-story]

Oh I'm scared-

[afton-verse]

trying to ask if I’m selfish.. won’t reply

please just tell me. if im being selfish i want to fix it.

—🔪🫀

[your-boy-story]

Idk if youre being selfish bc idk if im being selfishhhhh

[butterflyenjoyer]

All the ships on scp ask blog Tumblr are going to shit/will be going to shit and then theres just

Woodbutterfly marriage

[lightlesssky]

goldeneyes is about to get so doomed

[butterflyenjoyer]

Idk what goldeneyes is

[lightlesssky]

it’s uh @paintingthepast x @shifterinthefield

[your-boy-story]

Oh I didnt realize we were writing doomed yaoi:3. Peak.

My wife( @corvin-afton) sighedwhen I wrote that.

[lightlesssky]

You’re about to HATE. what i got planned. to be fair everyone who’s ever befriended xanthe is gonna hate it.

[your-boy-story]

Oh I'm scared-

[butterflyenjoyer]

All the ships on scp ask blog Tumblr are going to shit/will be going to shit and then theres just

Woodbutterfly marriage

[lightlesssky]

goldeneyes is about to get so doomed

[butterflyenjoyer]

Idk what goldeneyes is

[lightlesssky]

it’s uh @paintingthepast x @shifterinthefield

[your-boy-story]

Oh I didnt realize we were writing doomed yaoi:3. Peak.

My wife( @corvin-afton) sighedwhen I wrote that.

[afton-verse]

are they mad at us..? —🔪🫀

[your-boy-story]

We're not mad I just wanted to have one sleepover with them just the two of us but didnt tell you because I didnt want you to spiral.

[afton-verse]

William had asked you. next time just tell us. Would’ve prevented this shit. You know we like blunt things rather than softening or being vague. —🐰👾

[your-boy-story]

I didnt realize I wanted that until I reached their house. At that point I didn't know what to do or say so I didnt say shit.

[afton-verse]

are they mad at us..? —🔪🫀

[your-boy-story]

We're not mad I just wanted to have one sleepover with them just the two of us but didnt tell you because I didnt want you to spiral.

[satan-offical]

got bit by a bat, become bat man? nope

rabies

hopinal

[neverniko101]

How would you show affection to your mutuals if you were a cat?

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

I would SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM my heart out and get zoomies from excitement. I'm not a very affectionate person, but a very excitable one sooo....

@crowningsarcasm @star-lover-official @halfmouse @astracaedes @blorbo-brainrot-time @passing-through-bd @im-evaporating @sillylilzebra @stargazin-on-mars @marsishorriblysad @thedragonwithoutfire @timothyduckingaround @killer-offical

[killer-offical]

wow ive done this before. gift, stare and follow them around

[anonmous-offical]

Headbutt!!!!!!!!

[your-boy-story]

All of the above. @corvin-afton can confirm.

[lynn-is-definitely-sane]

PICREW TREND

what you look like now vs. what you want to look like

picrew

tag 5 people :3

@wishgirl101 @alysschi @willowthesilly512 @vellhighbandi @kaleb-is-definitely-sane

[killer-offical]

my hair changes shape all the time so idk what to pick

[im-bad-at-names-okay]

I wanna be a completely different person ngl

[your-boy-story]

Im actually pretty okay with a lot of myself, I just want to look more whimsical/ masculine and have piercings.

Open tags btw

[kinkshame-puncher-666]

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

[anonmous-offical]

Please god please

I’ve just been getting up and

Jesus Christ?!

I’m at least not in constant pain but

Getting hit with pain randomly is very annoying

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[kiricumber]