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Capvers week 2026!

Hey Capvers fans!

Because I am mentally unwell for these two I have decided to make an event for Capvers week (the week that includes the 5th of June at 1800 hours)

The event can include any creative project, from art, to fics, to poems etc, and each day has a different prompt to put to The Captain and Havers. The work you produce can be anything as long as it's related to Capvers, there are no creative restrictions

Here are the prompts! I look forward to seeing what everyone comes up with!

Yeah... Not so sure that's what that is buddy

#undertale #papyrus undertale #papyrus #sans #sans undertale #deltarune #sans deltarune

bralnwashed

Im glad I coexist on tumblr at the same time as you, dude

#reblog.txt

My dress that I've made for my fashion course exhibition is not what I wanted to do at all I hate it I hate it I hate it and it's not going on display tomorrow. If my family want to see it they can but it's not going in an exhibition when I was forced to do something I dont want to do and don't care for.

Reviving my personal beef with the French word 'Oiseaux'. Fuck you Oiseaux.

"If you put that spider outside, it'll die"

I'm gonna be so real, that sounds like a them problem

#seriously tho #poor evolution if you cant survive in the environment you've evolved to survive and breed in #like be so fr #“it'll die 🥺” its a fucking outdoor creature. it can survive outdoors

need-him-pregnant-poll

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* GROUP ONE *FINALS

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Stanley 'Stan' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Starscream (Transformers)

Voting ended onJun 27

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Stan]

"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."

"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."

"Gotta get both twins knocked up."

"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."

"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."

"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"

Grunkle Stan propaganda from last season

[Starscream]

"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."

"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."

"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."

"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."

"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."

Starscream propaganda from last season

zeph-do-be-goofy-tho

My brother in Christ it's got me doing maths now-

Because it's measured as a percentage, it rounds down in the overall count up if the amount of votes more than the other option is less than 0.1%, meaning that they both appear as 50%

HOWEVER-1% of 13,160 is 131.6, therefore the 0.1% margin has is 13.16, which means that as long as starscream got less than 13.16 votes more than Stan, it would still show as 50% due to the percentage counting and not the actual number of votes (because it's a huge number of votes)

If the number of votes was smaller, the margin would be too, which means an even number = an even split would be more likely, it's just a matter of probability margins

This shit got me doing maths for pregnant men at 1am

#reblog.txt

need-him-pregnant-poll

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* GROUP ONE *FINALS

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Stanley 'Stan' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Starscream (Transformers)

Voting ended onJun 27

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Stan]

"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."

"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."

"Gotta get both twins knocked up."

"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."

"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."

"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"

Grunkle Stan propaganda from last season

[Starscream]

"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."

"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."

"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."

"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."

"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."

Starscream propaganda from last season

drill-bits

VOTE STARSCREAM now

linlevine

*pulls out the screaming Patrick meme* VOTE FOR STARSCREAM QUICK

meridianbarony

If Starscream goes all the way and takes the win I'll write a mechpreg fic of him too- Throwing my hat in the ring.

zephlovesspacestuff

VOTE STARSCREAM!!! IF HE WINS I'LL LEARN HOW TO DRAW HIM AND THEN ALSO DRAW HIM PREGNANT FOR PREV'S FIC

#reblog.txt

It's so hot my toblerone is stretchy

Cant call the orthodontist clinic on weekends to even leave a voicemail because why the fuck would I be able to do that? That would be too easy.

My orthodontist cancelled me getting my braces off this coming Thursday and didn't even call me, just put it on the NHS app without an urgent notice or anything. Not even an email. I'm gonna cry I was so excited to get them off

#rambles.txt #vent.txt

sj0

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

hersheyhipster

Couldn’t risk it.

justjengie

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

pinayputa

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job. There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept. The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD. Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval. You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off. It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks. People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit. It did. Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that. People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days