The Walls Have Eyes, But Fear Not, They Cannot See

250 year old ancient cursed being. Blogs about cartoon garbage, Batfamily garbage, movie garbage, and other garbage. Also a fan of Lovecraftian things, D&D, bees, aliens, and the inevitable self-destruction of mankind. Once stabbed a man for a cherry flavored slushie. Still doesn't know how to ride a bike. DM me and I can tell you how you die, but I can’t tell you when.

[qqchurch]

[pineappical]

thinking about statues of Grace being built all around Erid years after his passing so he can continue to watch over Eridians as they sleep

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[xalatath]

IMPORTANT

[molonara]

@redrumrose

[splrinky]

holy shit

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[toscrollperchancetomeme]

[skyrigel]

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[viralfrog]

[phantomrose96]

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

[phantomrose96]

people killed: 0

direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1

ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2

[phantomrose96]

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

the one band member thinking to himself that he's so glad lestat killed one of the tech guys and lestat going "dude I just fired him like a normal person" was an underrated moment tbh

[realanimalfacts]

1. A dog is full of joy

[outofcontextjojo]

[bafahy]

I was on acid the first time I read this chapter and the stress stayed in my body for 3 days

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once