Prince of Suburbia

cats ▪ boys ◽ food ▪ fun times snapchat/insta: @briceritops

[gahdamnpunk]

Reblog to make a transphobe uncomfortable eating M&M’s

[0nighthawk0-deactivated20200912]

They did the same with the Brown M&M

Clearly they’re together too, two happy Trans Women Lesbians.

[universe-punk]

[dearest-darlingest-diva]

[marsupials-of-mars]

Breaking news: terfs banned from m&ms forever

[its-aighost]

Wait if round means no nuts what about red

[ashbur-deactivated20250915]

he’s obviously a transman you complete and utter buffoon.

[the-autumn-apple-artworks-deact]

Blessed

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

The orange m&m as well

[cherryozyi]

GUYS we are so blind for many years! the m&m are rainbow and the gay flag is rainbow.

They were gay all the long!

M&M says LGBT Rights!!

[lil-tumbles]

gay.. and trans? May I say:

rights!

[pine-storm-season]

I’m certain I’ve reblogged this multiple times but I’m doing it again

[inprisonforsparkling]

this is one of the best threads i’ve ever seen

[stability]

[shitmygaywifesays]

So, trying out a new pet-name, I decided to call my wife “Vanilla Bean”– just giving it a go because vanilla is my favorite flavor and beans are cute and she’s my favorite and also cute. 

Now, apparently “Vanilla” is plain and boring and baby did not appreciate being called plain and boring, and so here is a list of the pet names she’s given me in last few minutes:

- My saltine cracker

- The concept of Kansas

- My dearest manila folder

- That beige color they paint offices

- Bleached white rice

- You blank word document, you

- My perfect suburbs Republican

- Tap water

[cwote]

[bob-belcher]

[starshapes]

SHE STOPPED THAT SONG DEAD I AM SCREAMING

[flashinqlights]

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

[blueandbluer]

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

[astrojukebox]

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

[a-simpler-life]

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

[grapesjones]

[rampagebb]

[bleutempete]

SHE FUCKING RIPPED EVERY FOLLICLE OF HIS HAIR OUT AND I LIVE EVERY TIME I SEE THIS

[surprisebitch]

honestly how can anyone recover from such a savage read for filth. santana didnt even take a second to breathe

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

[babydollop-deactivated20180904]

Yuss

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

[violaslayvis]

My favorite gemini. We claim her.

[mapachezurdo]

[slagnarok]

He literally whipped his dick out and busted a nut I’m done.

[futuresideboobs]

BUST A NUT

[daily-showerthoughts]

Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants

[yourbigsisnissi]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When you’re going to the movies and you have to sneak all of your snacks in your asshole and your friend asks for a bottle of water:

[underwherequestionmark]

this literally the worst post ive ever seen in my life. fuck you for posting tjis

[bunniope]

op im going to tear you to shreds

[ptsdkachu-deactivated20200524]

shreds is what my asshole was like after i snuck into the emoji movie with five bottles of water in my ass

[overpricedvodka]

A Black WOMAN roped the Confederate statue to be pulled down in Durham yesterday.

A Black WOMAN climbed a flagpole in Columbia to take down the Confederate flag.

Three Black WOMEN brought us Black Lives Matter and jumpstarted a movement.

A Black WOMAN was the first African-American to put themselves in the running for a major party nomination for President.

A Black WOMAN refused to give up her seat on a bus.

A Black WOMAN made some 13 trips back to the South to shuttle slaves north to Freedom.

Are y'all hearing me this morning?

[missiur]

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

[jaywayup-deactivated20150620]

if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now

[spookyyprincess]

☝☝☝☝☝

[1-800-cokehead]

I mean I’m trans soooo

[chipminkle-deactivated]

my friend is trans, and my other friend is transitioning right now. so, if you truly can’t reblog this, go fuck yourself.

[your-worst-best-dream-deactivat]

my friend did and i was happy for him

[paperthin-bones]

me: wow im hungry maybe i’ll eat

literally anyone else: *doesn’t eat*

me: oh shit if they’re not eating i guess i can’t

[dulect]

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