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You can call me Elian or Cryptid I use he/they/it I'm an artist but you'll probably mostly see reblogs from me And the occasional text post of me yapping about random things

No DNI just don't be an ass in general

Alterhuman

Genderfluid

Aromantic If you only want to see my art use #my art or #art If you want to see my text posts use #yapping

melancholygirls

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

stillalittlekid

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

christ-with-a-why

melancholygirls

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭

duckydoesstuff

@hellsite-hall-of-fame for your collection

phantomrose96

Prompt-based fandom events are when you really learn everyone’s colors like you’ll find the people who take the prompt “death” and come up with some smarmy ship-art of character A and character B walking over dead leaves while wearing scarves and drinking hot cider and then you’ll find the people who take the prompt “sunshine” and write how a bright glint of sunshine reflected off the barrel of a gun is the absolute last thing character A sees before taking a bullet to the chest

you can lead a content creator to water but you sure as fuck can’t make him drink

allthingshyper

content creators, much like the elder gods, must not be given requests that can be left to interpretation, for the results bring madness upon the unwary

ry3gret

@hehimejoshi, my take on Gravett! Sorry it took me so long, I had a hard time nailing her (happens whenever I have a clear image of something). hope you find her delightfully ghoulish.

potentially-rabid

to whichever volunteer asked to see my badge before entering a room and i said “i’m staff” and accidentally SHOWED YOU MY TAIL INSTEAD OF MY BADGE AND YOU LET ME IN. thank you that was so funny

thecabbagegirl

theswisscheeserag

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

theswisscheeserag

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

theswisscheeserag

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions