When U Got Hair In Yo Mouth

Jut a regular degular schmegular lil bitch Instagram king_verscace

[huffylemon]

[liberalsarecool]

The history of corporate propaganda.

'Nobody wants to work' fails to mention the poverty wages and horrible workplaces.

Reframe the narrative: Capitalists refuse to pay thriving wages.

[meatpuppit]

actually nothing but respect for the local sex toy store in my city just telling people they can shoplift morning after pills if they need to.

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

Apparently this lego goat is one of the rarest Lego pieces because it was only ever released in one set, a mill raid in the kingdom line:

The mold has since been destroyed, so look at the pieces now:

[demonprincex]

its fast fashion to YOU. im wearing a forever21 sweater i got during the bush administration.

[freddieandersen]

in the words of my sister: they don’t tell you that when you buy a pair of athletic shorts from tj maxx in middle school that you will wear them until you are thirty

[pajamasecrets]

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

[melrows]

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

[jayiray]

[foreveriallyzombified]

experiencing deep, painful, ball-quaking laughter finding excerpts of my creative writing from age 7

[foreveriallyzombified]

Chup 3

Whoah! Mom taught me how 2 Say “Bitch”. Well, ɪ Knew it already

[fruitgushers]

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

[bookwormingparty]

[ottermatopoeia]

"the author is clearly NOT gifted by Hermes with the power of prophecy. two stars."

[bolandoando]

[jotaillustrator]

[verusmihi]

[lunamarooned]

This is my favorite reaction gif on this hellsite

[funny-tik-toks]

[evilvillain123456789]

*shoves customer aside and leans fully over into pen*

*reaches into pen indiscriminately and shoves whatever introvert i grab into my mouth alongside the beds and wood shreds and little toys*

*chews and swallows*

*reaches in again*

*store owner tries to pull me away but i push her to the side pull the handgun from my purse and shoot her in the head*

*keep eating*

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[cargopantsman]

I saw the punchline and it still killed me

[surprisebitch]

we stan Mrs. Sofolarin

[t-aash]

Mrs Sofolarin said BY G-D I WILL MAKE YOU MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW

[randomquo-tei]

“You ain’t getting off that easily- I GOT A DAUGHTER”

[nerdreamer]

[samwisefamgee]

[yassmines]

i hope ur all saying bless u to ur pets when they sneeze….dont be rude

[kabaks]

[cursedgreendayimages]

the next time someone asks what this country is like i’ll just send them this

[leona-florianova]

-  Velký noční hlídač / Watchman

- author of the videomaping Milan Cais 

-photography ©ČTK,  ©David Peltán, MAFRA.

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

Get out of my fucking inbox being horny for the horse chess piece