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@your-old-so-and-so
college is just the worst opinions you’ve ever heard being counted as participation points
if you’ve ever taken an ethics class with 19 year old rich white business majors, you should automatically get your degree because enduring four months of Ryan Henry Harrington III’s hot takes will be the hardest thing you ever have to do
do u ever behave politely and respectfully towards retail workers just to flex on freaks who blame employees for every inconvenience
So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.
teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!
I’m not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me “why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?” They’re 11
An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, “A little slappy to make daddy happy?”
I did not give him a high five.
A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said “im crying on the inside”
Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following.
Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds.
I recently had one of my second graders run up to me clutching a book and say “I’m reading a chapter book now!” in a really proud voice. I started to congratulate him on his accomplishment when he cut me off mid sentence to say “and I ate an entire sticky note!” before zooming off. Congrats, kid
It’s the time of year were multi-million dollar charities stand outside of multi-billion dollar businesses and ask people making minimum wage for money
Don’t donate to the Salvation Army!!!
Also, I know it’s tempting when your cashier asks if you want to donate to x charity to say yes but don’t!!! The companies take your donations and donate them in their name and use it as a tax write off!
i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths
A few months ago, I thought to myself “Mmm I’m so tired… how much longer in this one again?” and I knew instinctively what I meant by ‘this one’ was this body and this life. I then spend a few wide-eyed moments having an identity/existential crisis like how many times have I been on this earth to have such an instinctive response to being bone-weary to my soul? No one can really answer, especially not me.
I try to keep an open mind but I just read the sentence “the latest tw*nks - many of whom are straight” and like, far be it from me to police identities but a ‘straight tw*nk’ is imo not a thing, that is in all likelihood just a skinny man
*holds up emaciated plucked chicken* Behold, a twink!
reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you
Here is the article with details.
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A wisdom triplet.
Failure is life’s greatest teacher.
Stumps are corgi’s greatest hindrance.
Slow motion is humanity’s most wondrous creation.
True Bi/Ace solidarity is both being able to make the joke “I like my men the way I like my women.” despite having vastly different punch lines.
Some guy today mentioned he was in a band to me and I watched him get visibly uncomfortable when I didn’t ask him anything about it. He kept trying to bring the conversation around to his band and I wasn’t budging.
POWER MOVE: Complete and utter disinterest in men’s obsession with their own mediocrity
Lmao I’ve gotten so many messages about this post calling me a bitch so let me clarify:
It was during class and we were supposed to be talking about Karl Marx. This dude hasn’t been in class in weeks and wants to talk about his band instead of the reading, cuz he hasn’t done the reading or attended any lectures. I’m not wasting a cent of my tuition indulging some lazy asshole lol
Just a reminder that Call Me By Your Name isn’t a love story, it’s the story of a pedophile grooming and assulting their victim, presented as a love story by incompetent idiots :)
Normally I’d agree with calling pedo apologist movie directors stupid but I can’t say the same for Luca Guadagnino. He’s a manipulator who knwos exactly what he’s doing and what he wants out of this movie. He revealed not too long ago that he’s fascinated by pedophilic dynamics. The whole purpose of this movie is to normalized adult men preying on teenage boys. He said that himself. Luca may as well be an actual pedophile himself since he’s so “fascinated” by this abusive dynamic. Luca is also supporting the idea of Armie Hammer and Timothee Chalamet seeing each other romantically off set. Another huge red flag.
Good addition to my post!
Yeah fuck this film, it’s not progressive or beautiful. It’s predatory. To young gay kids it makes it seem romantic to date older people and to homophobes it reinforces the idea that gay people are pedophiles. I would NEVER date a 17 year old, the thought is gross to me. There’s nothing attractive to me about a child. The fact that it’s unquestioned in this story is disturbing.
so there’s this board in our school showing a bunch of amazing answers people actually gave in exams. its like a hall of shame
A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING TO SEE SOME MORE OF THESE SO HERE YOU GO
IT’S CALLED TEST TAKING NOT CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY
