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Megamind (@baldguy-fight)
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The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it
It’s about rage, it’s about obsession, it’s about making that two-person war your entire raison d’être. It’s about loving and mistaking it for hatred and loving and loving and loving to the point of destruction. His or yours, it doesn’t matter. And you think seeing him dead at your feet will make you feel better, but all you feel is a whole lot of nothing.
You guys ever think about how in Megamind, Metro Man probably picked a pursuit in music BECAUSE he was bad at it?
Like he's a guy who can already do so much and have so many things that come naturally to him but now that he's not focussing on what he's expected to be he can actually put effort into learning something that DOESN'T come naturally to him.
If we ever get some kind of sequel to Megamind I hope we get to see Music Man have a decently successful career not because he's amazing but because he worked real hard to get to that level.
And I hope Megamind is his #1 fan
broke: megamind mispronounces words because he's weird and/or was given inconsistent education
woke: megamind mispronounces words bc he reads frequently and sees words he doesn't hear used in everyday conversation
bespoke: we see megamind's pronunciations get challenged often -- metro man corrects his pronunciation of "metro city", ditto minion for "stewart" and megs even corrects himself when pronouncing "school" to maintain his cover with roxanne. we see him go on to say "stewart" correctly, but keep mispronouncing "school" and "metro city". his mispronunciation is a conscious choice -- he's saying words the way that feels right to him and is unwilling to bend the knee about it. the only exception is someone else's name, arguably out of respect for other people's identifying traits
I think it’s hilarious that Minion isn’t in prison during the events of the movie. Like, some point he got out and now they’re just not able to convict him and bring him back in. What does he do for work? He has to have a job to be able to pay for everything. Megamind certainly isn’t paying the bills. I want to know about Minion’s day-to-day. Is he a cashier? Does he sell homemade goods on his online store? Does he run a bakery?
Minion does all of these at the same time, as well as having run many successful campaigns of various U.S. Senators. Megamind has no idea about any of this.
I think it’s hilarious that Minion isn’t in prison during the events of the movie. Like, some point he got out and now they’re just not able to convict him and bring him back in. What does he do for work? He has to have a job to be able to pay for everything. Megamind certainly isn’t paying the bills. I want to know about Minion’s day-to-day. Is he a cashier? Does he sell homemade goods on his online store? Does he run a bakery?
He is seen having an apartment, so he must be having some sort of side job just to have everything in the Lair.
I actually found these questions very valuable in my fanfic writing, and I'm not the only one. A few of us have concluded that, because he's not humanoid, he's legally an animal and therefore would be confiscated under the RICO laws and either sold or handed over to some academic institution to be studied. Therefore, because Metro Man sympathizes with his situation as a fellow alien, Metro Man has seen to it that Minion will never be apprehended.
It's fanon that Megamind and Minion are family and share everything, and that a smart guy like Megamind had definitely figured out the economic system well enough to generate some serious income: from inventions legitimately patented; from the cuts of others' illegal businesses that he gets in those stories where Master of All Villainy means ultimate kingpin of the criminal underworld; and/or from illegal businesses of his own, which can be anything from "protection rackets" that turn out to involve actual protection to the designer fashion counterfeiting operation that @nientedal gave him in "Mischief Is Its Own Reward". Minion would contribute to all these efforts and have full access to all these resources. The place where he stays after he leaves Evil Lair in the movie might not be his alone; it might be a secondary lair that the two of them maintain in a distant part of the city.
When writers have imagined Minion's day-to-day, it mainly involves hobbies and interests of the traditionally femme sort: cooking, the fiber arts, soap operas, that sort of thing. Evil Lair also takes a fair amount of maintaining, and the brainbots can't do it all.
I think it’s hilarious that Minion isn’t in prison during the events of the movie. Like, some point he got out and now they’re just not able to convict him and bring him back in. What does he do for work? He has to have a job to be able to pay for everything. Megamind certainly isn’t paying the bills. I want to know about Minion’s day-to-day. Is he a cashier? Does he sell homemade goods on his online store? Does he run a bakery?
Hal didn’t include Santa Claus in his monologue, I think he, uh. I think he still thinks Santa Claus is real.
Megamind the musical would slap though:
The transition between kid Megamind and adult Megamind being the kid Megamind blowing up the school and adult Megamind emerging from the blue smoke in full villain costume, complete with manic laughter
Roxanne’s opening number being her trying to write a piece for the museum opening “An ocean inside a bigger ocean…”
A reprise of the above song when she’s singing about Megamind and her confused feelings for him
Megamind and Roxanne’s sad duet in the rain “Love Someone Like You/Love Someone Like Me”
BLACK MAMBAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hal’s evil rampage song “Under New Management.”
Megamind and Minion’s duet about their weird but special friendship
Metroman’s “I have eyes that can see” starting off silly but slowly transitioning into a sad ballad about how, unlike Megamind, he’s never loved his assigned role and wants to be his own person, doing what he loves
“I’m Bad” being the closing number
How DARE you. How dare you present this thing, this thing that does not exist, that has never been, that will never be, and make me crave it with such an intensity that I am physically ANGRY at not having it right now.
Megamind: “The extent of your powers is truly horrifying to learn.”
Roxanne: “He hasn’t even told you about his ability to control spiders.”
Megamind:
Megamind: h i s w h a t
Megamind was a murderer and a dictator and a catfisher but go off.
i didnt know hal the incel camera guy had a tumblr
Megamind never actually succeeded at any crime he attempted and his most used weapon was a "freeze" ray that could be reversed by rain/sprinkler/any water with zero negative side effects and when he actually achieved authority over others he was so bored and disillusioned with it he set off a plan to overthrow himself did anon even watch the movie or
FAN THEORY THURSDAY: What is Megamind’s Name?
Yes, alright, I know you’re all waiting to hear me say it. SPOILER WARNING!
This may seem like a slightly odd question to explore. I mean, obviously Megamind’s name is Megamind because, well, I literally just called him Megamind, but that is the moniker he chose for himself upon becoming a supervillain. Does the blue alien have a real name, and if so does he know what it is? Does he at least have a legal name? What is it? The bad news is that there’s no definitive answer, but the good news is that fan theories offer some compelling ideas.
The first, and probably most popular, headcanon is that Megamind’s real name is Syx. Featured in multiple fanfictions by several authors, the concept has become widespread in the fandom, yet it sprung from an unlikely and seemingly innocuous detail in the film. During a press conference, when asked by Roxanne what he plans to do with the city he’s taken over, Megamind, clearly at a loss for answers, responds with: “Imagine the most horrible, terrifying, evil thing you can possibly think of, and multiply it by six!”
Many fans felt that this was an odd number to choose. Why six? Most people would have naturally defaulted to a nice, round number with unit digit of 0, like 10 or 100, or at least to the divisor 5. Those are, after all, the numerals that, thanks to being both easy to calculate and the bases for many ancient number systems, tend to pop into mind first. The resulting fan theory is that Megamind must have had a specific reason for choosing the number 6 instead, and many fans agreed that this was because it somehow connected to the only thing the blue man could really claim as wholly and rightfully his own: his name.
There are two major suppositions connected to this idea. The first is that Syx is all or part of the name Megamind’s parents called him. (After all, if, at only eight days old, he could remember details such as his father telling him he was destined for something, he should be able to remember his own name, right?) Some claim that this is his real name, but others, citing the fact that Megamind never actually uses the epithet in the movie, instead theorize that this was more like a pet name. He wouldn’t go around calling himself Syx any more than one of us would call ourselves “Cutie-Pie” or “Little Angel.”
The second is that Syx is another chosen name, one based on either Megamind’s prison number or the Cell Block where he spent his childhood. Both are interesting concepts, but neither has even the most tenuous support from the film or other canon. The back of the blue alien’s prison jumpsuit only displays the word “prisoner” without a number, so we have no way to determine what his prison number actually was. Although it’s clear that Megamind was raised in a different cell than the one he occupied during his brief stays in prison as an adult, and it’s possible that that could have been on Cell Block 6, the number is never shown on the screen, so again, it’s only a guess. In fact, the only cell block we do see clearly associated with Megamind in the movie is Cell Block 9, where his high-tech, ultra-secure cell is located near the beginning of the narrative.
Vying with Syx for the spot of Most Popular Epithet in Megamind Fan Theory is the name Blue. This is something which many agree is more like a nickname, most likely one used only by the former supervillain’s “prison uncles” and, perhaps, a few close friends. The origin of the name is obvious, but as far as I know, there is, once again, no canon support for it. (That doesn’t stop me from liking it, however.)
Another theory concerning Megamind’s name comes from what Metro Man calls him: Little Buddy. Some fans suppose that this may be what the prisoners who raised Megamind when he was small called him, and that Buddy may have been accepted as his name. Perhaps that is what he called himself for the short time he attended elementary school. After all, it would be better than being known as Nobody or Prisoner Number Whatever. It would also make sense that, as he grew older, the future supervillain would have rejected a moniker that sounded so friendly and cute. It certainly wouldn’t have helped him maintain the tough guy image needed to survive in a jail filled with adult criminals.
Next is a suggested name based on another small detail from the film. When the Warden is unwittingly disguised by Megamind’s holowatch, at nearly the same moment that we hear one prisoner yell: “Hey, Warden!” another seems to shout: “Hey, Lee!” Who is Lee? Obviously, the prisoners wouldn’t call the top official of the entire facility that, but they might call another prisoner by the name. This has led to the fan theory that Lee may be part of the name Megamind was assigned as some point, perhaps when he was registered for school.
Finally, we come to what, on the surface, appears to be the most likely and obvious fan theory: Megamind’s legal name is John Doe. This is, after all, a common epithet used for any unknown person, living or dead, throughout much of the United States, where Megamind is supposed to take place. There’s just one problem: Metro City is located in Michigan, and that specific state’s laws differ from the norm. It took some research, but I finally learned what the Michigan State Government does about unnamed children, and the answer is: nothing. That’s right. Nothing. According to the website Today I Found Out, in Michigan, it’s possible for a baby to be given a birth certificate with no name on it, and a name can be submitted later. Not even a surname is required. (This must make life far easier for indecisive parents!) However, due to state and federal regulations, there will come a time when the person must be named, such as if they wish to obtain a drivers’ license or a passport. This is where things get really interesting. If a name is never submitted for a person, it may be possible for them to legally choose one for themselves. This means that Megamind may literally be the blue man’s only moniker, as well as his legal name.
So, in short, the answer to the question “what is Megamind’s real name?” is: we don’t really know. Thanks to the inventiveness of all those who love this film, however, there is a plethora of options to choose from. With so many fan theories, the possibilities are nearly endless. If you can find some sort of evidence, or at least a plausible idea, to back it up, our favorite blue hero’s name can be whatever you want it to be.
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