Goop Man's Escapades

I exist to please others -Asks Are Welcome As Always

[devogamer]

FINALLY DONE ralsei with swords ( ^^)/ +=={:::::::::::::::::>

[suispiria]

lately I’ve been Overcome With Emotion

[lelif]

on being yourself

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[questions-about-blorbos]

Would you trust Blorbo to hold/watch your drink for you?

Yes

No

Voting ended onAug 2

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[legallybrunettedotcom]

what vibe does prev give off?

victorian gothic

roaring 20s

70s rockstar

y2k

90s grunge

distant future

Voting ended onAug 1

stole it from here

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[astercrash]

[storybookprincess]

probably my most powerful interpersonal communication hack is to, whenever possible, ask either/or questions rather than yes/no questions

for example, when chatting with coworkers, i’ll often ask if they have any fun weekend plans. but let’s be real - we all feel like friendless losers when someone asks that question and we go “uhhhhh… no.” so instead, i phrase it as “so, do you have anything fun planned over the weekend, or are you just going to enjoy having some time to relax?”

phrased like this, there’s rarely any awkwardness. you’ve presented two options & given both equally positive connotations, so your conversational partner has an automatic “out,” so to speak

but it works for higher stakes conversations too!!!! my mom was saying this weekend how she and her neighbor both like walking around the neighborhood & that she wanted to suggest they take a walk together sometime, but was worried about how to approach the conversation

so i said “how about you just say ‘i’ve noticed we both like taking walks! would you be interested in going for one together, or do you use walks for some precious alone time?’”

now Walking Neighbor has an automatic “get out of jail free card” if she wants to say no!!!! which means my mom doesn’t have to worry about the conversation being uncomfortable, because she’s set it up to go smoothly

either/or questions rather than yes/no questions. it is really like magic

[its-me-em28]

[dragonsareawesome123]

Holy shitttt

[yossyislandd]

my empire of dust is pretty sweet right? we build awesome shit every day and watch it blow away at the turn of midnight. lowkey you stop grieving the losses and instead start being excited for tomorrow's new creations. it's totally sick you should join us

[yossyislandd]

we're thinking of taking down those trunkless legs of stone because they're too permanent. doesn't fit the vibe yk

[nerdragons-hoard]

look upon my works ye desperate and i dont really mind what you do after

[yossyislandd]

come make sandcastles with us

[nerdragons-hoard]

look upon my works ye desperate and come make sandcastles with us

[the-haiku-bot]

look upon my works

ye desperate and come make

sandcastles with us

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sausage-rolll]

Not that she really needed a reason to feel this way, but Silksong has really shed some light on just why Herrah (and the rest of deepnest) was so antagonistic about having anything to do with Hallownest and the pale king.

Managing to escape Silk's kingdom with a handful of other weavers only for another higher being to show up as your neighbour years later is sure as shit going to cause some trust issues.

And then the Radiance shows up and it's just like "Fuck, not another one."

[the-haiku-bot]

And then the Radiance

shows up and it’s just like “Fuck,

not another one.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[beowulfstits-archive-deactivate]

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

[therothwoman]

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

[leda74]

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

[nightmigrations]

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

[slaughtermetals]

there’s so much beauty in the world.

[illbeanisland]

There’s also a point like this which connects Germany, Belgium and the Netherlands!

They even made a circle there which tells you in which country you are

[consultwithmouse]

And the tripoint of Slovakia-Austria-Hungary 👋😊

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

the tripoint of czechia, slovakia and poland is just A Rock In A Ditch lmao

[theradicalace]

four corners, usa is a flat patch of conk crete 👍

[theradicalace]

area man too tired to draw 10384 dead 283950 injured

[goop-man-father]

goodness gracious did you set off a nuke

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

[spectroacha]

DOES IT NOT STOP

[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

[briarpatch-kids]

I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:

[infiniteedge]

me when someone sneezes: bless you

the demons in hell: